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[07 Feb 2009|12:34pm] |
[On a piece of stationary, the following is written in neat, small script. The text that is crossed out is barely legible, if at all. It has been scribbled over, near blacked-out. ]
Hello, my name is Patrick Bateman. And this is not a solution.
Admittedly, I am not quite sure what this introduction should entail.I did it, I will do it again and I will enjoy it just as much, if not more. They have no idea, I tricked them, I think I was too clever.
I arrived here today from Manhattan. The furnishing here is appalling, it's actually insulting. New England charm is a fancy term for 'decrepit crap', like 'antique'. Crisp and modern is in vogue this season, particularly on the East Coast. These people are crazy, not blind, my god.
My apologies if I neglected to mention anything crucial. But it wouldn't be my fault. I was given no other instruction than, 'This introduction is mandatory for all new arrivals, doctor and patient alike'. There is no cure for this.
- P. Bateman
PIERCE & PIERCE
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