Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm writing to you about this specific subject that has plagued my mind for most of the entire day. Well, I'm really not going to ask that fraud of a doctor and I haven't had a chance to speak with my other one as of yet, so I guess you're next on the list. You should feel proud or something.
But yes, moving on. Before I ask though, I need you to promise that what I ask or say will be only for your eyes and won't be repeated or shown to another soul.