"We could always go on a date now and skip all of this nonsense?" He offered with a grin. He still didn't quite know why he was doing this, other than the distraction. He liked Marlene and enjoyed her company, but he liked Lily and Emmeline too. "Because I hate seeing a girl in denial. Why did you agree?"
Sirius wrinkled his nose at the typical Pureblood rant. They always had the same argument. It was like they were reading out of a book. "Maybe he was always secretly pining for you in the back of class and finally got you alone. Of course, that doesn't really explain his other relationship."
He knew it was ridiculous, but it had to be something that she was thinking of him when she was confronted by a crazy person, right? More points for him? "Well, just stick close to St Mungo's if you are alone. You have to remember that you're not 100% yet and you've got that little bugger to watch out for now. If you need someone to come along with you, I'll go. I'd like to have a run-in with Travers."