Castle Gloria

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Rating: G

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: During a discussion on the Eroica message board, mullencamp said, "my OTP for Klaus is really an OT3 - Klaus/shouting/violence. As long as that's covered, doesn't matter so much if he and Dorian ever actually get romantically involved. And if he ever stopped shouting and being violent, I'd probably lose interest. (I suspect Dorian might too, considering how much he loves to annoy the Major.)" (I resisted the urge to call this Potato Klaus.)

Summary: A fluffy cracked out drabble.

By: Margaret Price

Posted: June 22, 2006

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FARMER KLAUS

One day, out of the blue, Klaus realized the only reason Dorian was pursuing him was to annoy him. He immediately announces that he’s leaving NATO to take up gardening.

Horrified, Dorian flies to Germany in a futile attempt to provoke the Major, up to and including stripping naked and dancing in the dirt. Klaus responds with a thank you, stating that the earth needed compacting anyway. The Earl gives up, flying back to England in search of other prey.

After a month, when it’s clear the Earl will not return, Klaus ends his sabbatical, returning to NATO.

"The idiot."

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of them.

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: I was really just trying to be silly and have some fun (and waste time)... and get Klaus into bed. Rather like Dorian in that respect. :)

Warnings: language, adult situation-y

Summary: Klaus asks a question between the sheets.

By: the_reverand

Posted: June 22, 2006

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A Conversation In Bed