[1] My problem would be the organization. And the typing. And the waiting. The phone part might be the only part I could do, and if I was the boss I wouldn't trust me to not get too chatty. [2] Kids are so hard to read. Why are they so hard to read? I mean I've never read a manual before, but if my kid came with a manual, I'd read that manual. [3] No. But he just started ducking me and he was all squirrelly for awhile, and then he just...waltzed back in like he hadn't been doing the duck and squirrel.