[1] yea henry march seems like he gets a lot of pussy. hes got that mysterious maybe-vampire-serial-killer thing going for him [2] maybe theyre like "eh were already old so whats the harm" [3] or maybe they get tested on the reg and pride themselves on their clean records [4] or maybe your mom has two lil surprises now idk [5] if you dont want the baby you could always try to ask the goblin king to take it away