"Plotting, lots of plotting at this school. Sometimes I think that's our real lesson, they let us prank so we can test our charms, and spells, and our critical thinking. They just make us classes to bore us enough to think on that kind of stuff," Nodding at his reasoning, he seemed rather pleased with the thought process before returning to his brushing. Wiping down one of the rails.
When she made the point of looking him over, he made an equal point of posing so she could get the once or twice over, then shrugged his shoulders with arms held out to the side, "Narcissism is a bit over-dramatic for me I think. I'd like to consider myself self-appreciative. I need to boost my self-esteem obviously."
Then a big grin, "Yes! Hantsy, it's a thing now. And no, no, don't worry about it. I can feed on people's embarrassment, fear, and laughter when this whole thing comes to fruition. I only wish it was entirely my idea. This might go down in the hall of fame. Well maybe not the hall of fame, not first year, but close. Close. I need distractions, and usually daily distractions. You're a perfect one."