“Oh my god.” How did Derek turn that around on him? Stiles shook his head and took his dog from Derek. “It sounds weird because you’re weird. Incredibly weird. I don’t think I’m comfortable letting you near my dog anyone.” Stiles held Batman all protectively as he gave Derek a look like he was seeing the teacher in a new light. “And I really didn’t need to know your sexual fantasies. Specially when they concern my dog.”