"That's true, and that's why I'm never going to actually learn to speak Japanese, no matter what my father tries to do to me." He heaved an overdramatic sigh, then continued in easy French, "But I do speak French so if you want to learn more I'm a shitty teacher but I could try. Smell your armpit if you understand what I'm saying."
R grinned and threw an arm around his shoulders. "Well that certainly works for me, I'm here until school starts again so you can come back any time you want. If I throw in a lesson or two about art I can even pretend like I'm doing my real job."