Private to Cam and Jack
LAWL! If the Aussie accent is all I needed to get girls, why haven't I been on any dates yet this year???
They got you about right, though Jack. So is eating all that junk food why you're up all night? Save me some Pixie Stix, man.
Cam - I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. That is disgusting. Whoever writes this crap has a really twisted imagination. If that's the sort of thing they come up with, they should be fired.