Oh gosh I'm not smart enough to explain this. Uh...basically it's like this big place but it doesn't really exist, and there's a whole lot of information stored in it and you can get on it and find all of that information. It's like, if every book that was ever written on every subject was in one giant library and all you needed to do to go to that library was have a little portal inside and know what to look for. So, it's that, and then there's this thing called iTunes where you can buy music and it's on the internet but people also upload podcasts onto it and they're like, informational or entertaining things that you can listen to and they're usually free? And there's this one called Welcome to Night Vale and it's about this little town where weird things happens and it doesn't sound as fun when I try to explain it but anyway, books not working was something they were talking about and when the books broke they emitted sparks and a meat smell.