Ugh I'm not shaving, I have to keep warm somehow. Plus it'll grow back by the end of the day. And itch. Much easier just not to bother. But feel free to admire all you like.
Quidditch cup aside, I don't think there has ever been an instance when a finch has beaten a badger in the wild. Also France is better go play for France
...you do know that 'handy' is slang for 'handjob' right?