Kazuya (kazuya) wrote in candypop, @ 2008-06-29 02:29:00 |
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29th of June 2008, Ryo and Kazuya
Ryo: Hey Rover. ☺
Kazuya: ...what do you want?
Ryo: I love how you answered to that. ♥
Kazuya: Shut up. >.> I don't like it.
Ryo: Now you're just playing hard to get~
Kazuya: I'm always hard to get.
Ryo: Not for me. ♥
Kazuya: ...what is it Ryo? >>;;
Ryo: Just missed my favourite Fido. ☺ You being emo today or what?
Kazuya: I'm not being emo! >< Those nicknames are totally not cool though!
Ryo: If you don't want them then maybe you should go bouzu.
Kazuya: Are you completely insane!?
Ryo: Don't you want to?
Kazuya: No! Why would I? Would -you- do that? Like hell you would!
Ryo: Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Kazuya: I'd kill you for a Scooby Snack.
Ryo: How about two Scooby Snacks? ☺
Kazuya: ... Ryo.
Ryo: Yes, boy? What is it? Is little Timmy trapped down the well?
Kazuya: I'll beat you up, I swear I will.
Ryo: As if you could~
Kazuya: Of course I could stupid.
Ryo: We all know you can do stupid, don't see how it's relevant though~
Kazuya: Do you realise how you're not even a little bit funny?
Ryo: Are you sure, Lassie?
Kazuya: Just in case you didn't know, I'm NOT a dog. =O=
Ryo: I never said you were, you freak. Leave me out of you two's sex games if you don't mind. ☺
Kazuya: ...Asshole. =O=
Ryo: I love you too, boy. ♥
Kazuya: Stop calling me that!
Ryo: When you get a human hairdo. Maybe. ☺
Kazuya: I hate this hairdo more than you do. =O=
Ryo: Is the person responsible dead or at least behind bars yet?
Kazuya: No. I wish I could do that though. It's horrible. T-T
Ryo: I think you should keep it. It suits you, and I can call you Scrappy Doo forever. ♥
Kazuya: You are insane.
Ryo: Not as insane as someone I know who likes to give my number to random people.
Kazuya: ...she contacted you already?
Ryo: And was horribly obvious, and got summarily rejected pre-emptively - yes. So all that's left is to say WHY.
Kazuya: Why not? She's nice! And she likes you. ^-^ Besides, at least I ain't giving you lame names. ^_^
Ryo: Now listen Frou-Frou because I will say this only once. DO NOT GIVE MY NUMBER OUT. Not to your mother, your cousin or some chick from a bar. Not to anyone. Just don't do it. Got that?
Kazuya: You did not just call me "Frou-Frou".
Ryo: Hell yes I did, Frou-Frou.
Kazuya: You're dead next week Ryo. Seriously.
Ryo: I am so looking forward to seeing you try. ♥
Kazuya: Bitch.
Ryo: Sexy. ☺
Kazuya: ...what?
Ryo: Did I stutter?
Kazuya: Weirdo.
Ryo: Fluffy.
Kazuya: Ryo.
Ryo: Yes? ♥
Kazuya: You're not funny.
Ryo: Neither is your mom, but she gives good head so I try not to complain.
Kazuya: Leave my mom out of this.
Ryo: Do I have to leave this out of your mom too?
Kazuya: ... Don't -you- think that's disgusting?!
Ryo: No dude, for a bitch your mom is a good fuck. ♥
Kazuya: Seriously, stop it. Just reading something like that is disgusting.
Ryo: Not as disgusting as your hairdo.
Kazuya: Well at least it's not blonde.
Ryo: Point taken and summarily rejected.
Kazuya: What do you -want- anyway?
Ryo: Wanna fuck? ☺
Kazuya: No.
Ryo: Liar.
Kazuya: Yes.
Ryo: Thought so. ♥
Kazuya: Why do you always bring this up?
Ryo: Because I'm horny and alone, probably the best reason.
Kazuya: Is it possible to cheat over the phone?
Ryo: Don't think so~
Kazuya: You sure?
Ryo: Well I know I wouldn't call it cheating anyway.
Kazuya: Well... I'm alone too.
Ryo: Whatever could you be hinting towards.
Kazuya: I'll hang up if you say something stupid.
Ryo: Only if I say something stupid? Prepare for a huge phonebill. Among other things.
Kazuya: Would it really be a long call?
Ryo: Depends. Do you want it to be?
Kazuya: Do you?
Ryo: I'm ready for anything. ☺
Kazuya: I have a feeling this isn't a very good thing to do.
Ryo: That's called your conscience. Ignore it.
Kazuya: It's JUST over the phone, should be okay right? 'kay.
Ryo: We seem to be making a habit of these things. ☺ Are you gonna call or shall I?
Kazuya: It's not as if it's easy to ignore or anything. You call if you want?
Ryo: I know, I'm irresistible. Give me five.
Kazuya: Down to three.
Ryo: Two... Getting excited yet?
Kazuya: Very.
Ryo: Knew it. ♥
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