I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it but... our life isn't perfect, darling.
I'm not the man of your dreams. The man of your dreams wouldn't hurt you and wouldn't say stupid shit they'd regret instantly. The man of your dreams wouldn't be an anxious, neurotic mess with a body count higher than some small countries.
But the thing is - I'm not the man of your dreams, I'm just your husband.