13th August 1997 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
WIGGLESWADE'S WORDS
By Dempster Wiggleswade
Mr. Wiggleswade,
An acquaintance of mine has been called upon the Muggle-born Registration Commission for questioning, regarding their blood lineage. I do not know whether or not they are Muggle-born, but I have it under good authority that they may be trying to flee the country, which only makes me suspect that they could possibly be a Muggle-born. What do you suggest I do in this situation? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for your help, A Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen,
The fact that you've written under the pseudonym of Concerned Citizen insinuates that you care very much for the well-being of the magical world. If this acquaintance of yours is, indeed, a Muggle-born, and they are trying to flee the country, then it is your duty to report them to the authorities. The Ministry of Magic is trying its absolute best to protect every individual, and it cannot do so without the help of its citizens. This acquaintance of yours should register with the Muggle-born Registration Commission, whether or not they are Muggle-born. They are simply wanted for questioning; I can personally guarantee that they will not be taken into custody without any proper reason. For those Muggle-borns who are on the run, or are considering going on the run, I would advise them against doing so and suggest that they register themselves immediately, unless they want to face the negative repercussions of defying the authorities.
Do good for your community, Concerned Citizen.
-- Dempster Wiggleswade
Mr. Wiggleswade,
Long time fan, first time writing in.
I wanted your advice on acquiring a wand for my child, who is attending Hogwarts for the first time come September first. Since the disappearance of Mr. Ollivander, I do not know where I would be able to get a reliable wand, for a price that is reasonable. Any advice would be helpful, and I thank you in advance.
Sincerely, Befuddled
Befuddled,
I suggest shopping at Jimmy Kiddell's Wonderful Wands in Diagon Alley. Though he was always lesser known than Mr. Ollivander, I can personally assure you that his wands are of excellent quality. In fact, I, myself, possess a wand that I purchased in his shop.
I have it in good authority to say that new Hogwarts students are able to purchase their wands for a greater discounted price. Mr. Kiddell is pleased with all the new business he has been receiving, though he does hope that Mr. Ollivander is safe and sound.