Having fun yet? We thought so. Congratulations on Quidditch Captain despite every attempt to have you NOT play with us when we were younger because ew girl cooties. You sure showed us.
Here's some flowers. Spread the love.
Sincerely,
George, The Earless Wonder Fred, The Less Deaf
P.S. Tune in on the Wireless on Tuesday at approximately 23:00 for our first Weasley Wizard Wheezes commercial broadcast. If it isn't there, then SOMEONE didn't pay the bill, and we'll be terribly moody.
P.P.S. The Quibbler is compelling these days, innit? Cheers to Luna, even though we kind of miss the Crumpled Snorequacks.