8th August 1997 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
UNDESIRABLES AT LARGE
By Gilbert Goon
Newly-appointed Minister of Magic, Pius Thicknesse, has not wasted a moment since his promotion.
“We have not had this many Undesirables at large since the late 70's,” says Thicknesse. “Rest assured, the DMLE is stronger than ever and will stop at nothing to find these criminals. However, we cannot do without the public’s aid.”
Thicknesse advises exercising caution. The DMLE has already gone through extreme procedures for heavier surveillance of all known areas of Wizarding populace. Civilians are urged to be wary of Polyjuiced individuals, and be especially observant of suspicious acts.
“If you see anything questionable, do not waste time,” Thickneese says. “Notify an Auror or Hitwizard immediately.”
Although there are many Undesirables listed, the first and highest bounty is
for Undesirable No 1: Harry Potter. Wanted for the murder of Albus Dumbledore, Potter went missing shortly before he became of-age on the 31st of July. Currently the reward for the capture of Potter and his wand is 10,000 galleons.
Citizens are reminded that while Harry Potter is Undesirable No. 1, there
are many others, including known blood traitors and members of the vigilante organization, the Order of the Phoenix. Any muggle-borns who refuse to register with the Muggle-Born Registration Commission are also deemed Undesirable.
For an updated list of Undesirables, refer to page 13B.