I had these lying around and I thought they might come in handy. I made them, so I apologise in advance if you develop projectile vomiting. They're blackberry, though. So that's good at least?
xoxo,
Hi, dreamboat!
I made muffins and I can't possibly eat them all, mostly because I made them so that alone would kill me. So I thought I'd send you some. If you happen to lose any limbs after eating them it's probably not the muffins' fault. Your limbs probably just weren't attached all the way. You should get that looked at. ENJOY!
xoxo,
PS: This isn't a bribe to get you to do my Herbology homework this year, I swear. I'm finally free from it!
Both packages contain muffins!
My tender leg of lamb,
Did Lancelot tell you about the champagne fountain at Sully's last night? It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure that if there's a heaven, it's full of champagne fountains and chocolate butterflies. I wish you could've seen it. Next time I'm wrapping you in a Slytherin scarf and sneaking you in. I don't care if Max and I have a lover's quarrel over it. Either way, I dipped Lance for you. Samson tried to out-eat me, the poor dovelet. I won, of course.
How about that list in the Prophet? Who knew we knew so many Muggle-borns or people with Muggle-borns in their family tree? No Slytherins, but that doesn't surprise me. I think if a Muggle-born tried to set foot in the dungeons they'd burst into flames. Something in the wards, I think.
Anyway, I can't wait to see you soon! I'll wear a red carnation so you'll know it's me.