18th JULY 1997 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
JELLYFISH ATTACK IN CORNWALL
By Hubert Rove
In a shocking turn of events, those on holiday in Cornwall had a terrible shock. Near Tinworth, many Muggle vacationers were horrified to have their quiet relaxation on the beach disturbed by the sudden appearance of Man of War jellyfish. Native to Australia, these dangerous jellies are known to be highly toxic.
Many Muggles were rushed to nearby hospitals, whiles witches and wizards affected (three) were quickly admitted into St. Mungo's.
While no fatalities have been reported, the appearance of these aquatic beasts is perplexing Muggle authorities. Wizarding authorities hope that this was merely a prank in poor taste…. More on page 5.