She knows the Heimlich she won't choke, not Daphne (farsick) wrote in caged, @ 2013-12-30 03:19:00
[The parcel is the sort of box your would get at a clothing store. Inside is folded an appallingly lurid set of robes, very obviously second-hand (but don't worry, they've been washed and smell oh so fresh and clean). Over the chest is emblazoned the words "I survived a history of Muggles. Ask me how!" in glitter and rhinestones that change colors to clash increasingly with the color of the fabric. Also included is a small box from an expensive bakery, containing a a personal-sized cake with a silver candle.]
Happy birthday, Blaise! Although, I strongly suspect that receiving this will ruin your whole day, which is why I waited a few. Also, I had to find the pair of ugliest robes possible before I charmed the words on. You will look positively radiant at Slughorn's next do.