8th August 1997 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
UMBRIDGE ADDED ON CHOCOLATE FROG CARDS
By Gilbert Goon
Today it was announced that Dolores Jane Umbridge is the next to be honored in the famous Chocolate Frog Collection and will be available at Honeydukes starting today.
Mr. Ambrosius Flume and his wife, owners of Honeydukes sweet shoppe and the chocolate frog brand were not available to comment on the new addition to their collection, but surprisingly Minister of Magic Pius Thicknesse was. "The Senior Undersecretary to the Minister was a fabulous addition to our famous witches and wizards collection," says Minister Thicknesse. "We hope that her card will be a great cheerer-upper to everyone's holiday season."
An elated Madam Undersecretary Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge and Head of the Muggle-Born Registration Committee had this to say about the honor: "It is a privilege! I have absolutely always wanted to be a member of the chocolate frog collection, ever since I was a little girl. My face is among some of the greatest witches and wizards ever to have existed.
I couldn't have asked for a better gift this year. Happy Christmas to me!"
Outside of the Ministry, Ms Umbridge has spent her spare time helping to reform the curriculum at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... [cont on pg. D4]