Burlesque Show

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( And this side of Birmingham's a good place to be when they finally light the match )

Only a few in here without the beard because... I love the beard.

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( you could say that I am a massive fan of that famous pirate Saltandpepperbeard )

Is this the most useless post I've ever made here? Yes.

But is this actually the finest character to ever to grace the screen? Also yes.

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( Give her a pirate ship and a twelve episode arc, you cowards! )

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( She has a single brain cell and I love that for her )

Did not quite appreciate how dark this show was until I started capping it. There's a lot of shadows for people to do things in, though what they might be doing who could say. Someone should tell us.

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( I am not your Dracula spectacular, This is not your weekend in Vegas )

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( Don't worry. You'll make it through. And you'll have quite the ride on the way. )

Literally no one out there was asking for this, but since when have I ever been about giving people what they actually want? But, yikes, why must so many of his scenes be such BLUE 'night time'? I did not have fun trying to make these look presentable.

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( But maybe it's all worth it, because he's so goddamn sexy in this. )

The first 50 are all out of character stuff, and the second 50 are from S2 of Miracle Workers, in case you need her in adorable and very incorrect medieval garb.

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( I literally did not know she was Australian until I went to post this. I just assumed she was American. )

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( People always question, if you're the one that's right )

The lack of makeup, the messy long hair shot with grey, the comfortable clothes: Gemma has literally never looked more radiant. And this movie was fantastic.

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( But who really cares, where you sleep in the night )

She is beautiful and tremendous and so lovely, and I am thrilled that they cast her. I'm was so happy to see her bring Yennefer out of my Imaginary Book Heart and into my Right There On Screen heart.

Screencaps from capseroo

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( Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? )

Now she's been on Into the Badlands and The Walking Dead so there's suddenly so much more for me to icon! Screencaps are taken from here.

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( Dressed to suppress all kinds of sorrow )

I haven't watched in many years, but I love this hair colour on her. (Although if this is their attempt to show that Lagartha has aged, it's very bad.) The people who were using her for various Targaryns must be pretty psyched.

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( At it's best it's all the art of doubt )

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( but the river of dread runs deep, full of unspeakable things )

God, Ares really was just so excellent. Sexy and devious and a complete and utter wanker by turns.

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( Danger excites you. And as you know, I am somewhat dangerous. )