Madison Barnes (brainy_btch) wrote in btvsal, @ 2011-03-24 18:18:00 |
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Current mood: | cheerful |
Entry tags: | maddie barnes-gunn, place: la, rachelle martin-bale |
Reconnecting
Who: Maddie and Rachelle
Where: The End Zone
When: Wednesday, March 23rd
"Ok, seriously... this is fucking RIDICULOUS." Yep. Already? We could all tell this was going to be Rachelle at her finest. "Wakefield's got like... ONE FUCKING PITCH. 'Gee, I wonder if he's gonna throw a fuckin' knuckleball?' Yeah, let's start HIM against the Yankees instead of Pedro. Fuck my life." Poor Kenny... the naive bartender had no idea that when Rachelle was pissed? You really didnt reason with her. "Rachelle? It's only preseason... seriously, calm down..."
Chelle, currently wearing a waaaay too tight Red Sox t-shirt with tight black leather shorts and white sneakers, glared at him, and beckoned him toward her with a finger. "You. Will never underestimate the importance of a Sox/Yankees matchup again. Even a PRESEASON game between them is more important to me than YOUR LIFE. So keep the beers comin' dude."
"It's good to see that some things don't change," Maddie said to her, having stealthily made her way into the bar, dressed in boots, blue jeans and a tight black t-shirt that had an 'in case of emergency' kit on the back. Yep. Maddie was still a nerd. Her hair was a dark black now and tied back in a tight ponytail, her bangs just long enough to fall in front of her eyes.
"....Maddie?" Oh my GOD. You could literally HEAR Chelle's heart crack when that voice came out. She spun around, eyes wide. "What... what are you doing here?"
"My AMAZING lust for sports and overweight men brought me here," Maddie replied, just as sharp as usual. "What do you think?" She tilted her head to the side. "I came to see you."
"I... I kinda thought I'd lost you. Forever." And then? Yep. Of course she had to ruin it. "And god you still look edible as ever."
Maddie chuckled and did a little twirl for Rachelle's benefit. "So do you," she admitted. She was always going to find Rachelle attractive, though. "Gunn mentioned that he'd met you and sorta... well, TOTALLY encouraged me to come and see you."
"Dude. I get it now. Seriously. He's fucking YUMMY. And a good guy, too. Congrats, babe... you managed to snag one of the good ones." And there it was: maybe one of the nicest, least offensive things Rachelle had ever said.
"Isn't he, though?" Maddie chuckled. "He bought a kitty home for me! He's SO FLUFFY and CUTE." She pulled out a wallet from her back pocket (which, yes, had the triforce symbol on it) and pulled out a photo that she'd snapped of Gunn with said kitty. "We still need to name him, but yeah." Yes, that was a rare moment of Maddie being gushy and cute. Savor it. "He mentioned coming down and watching a game with you sometime. I think that's great."
"Hell yes. But make sure he knows I get really violent when Kobe Bryant's playing. I guess I take a strong stance against rapist fucktards." Well then. Chelle's gonna LOVE the Steelers QB in about eight years, hm?
Maddie laughed and took a seat down beside Chelle. "I think he'll adjust just fine. God knows he could use more friends. Especially ones that are easy on the eyes."
"Do you have ANY idea how badly I've missed you, ya fuckin' tampon?" Oh. LOVELY. "Break my heart like that again and I swear I'll stab you with a splintered hockey stick."
"Might wanna aim for the heart. Some people say that I'm a vampire," Maddie joked, before lowering her gaze briefly. "You have no idea how much I've missed you. At the time it was the only thing I could think to do."
"Just... look. I don't do emo shit well, ok? Just gimme a fuckin' hug, sit your delicious ass down, get a beer, and don't EVER consider walkin' out on this friendship again. Got it?" She was trying here, ok???
"Got it," Maddie replied, wrapping her arms around Chelle to give her a tight hug before doing just that. "Beer me, Kenny, and don't worry if we get a little LOUD. 'Sjust the way we are."
"Kenny! Isn't Maddie fuckin' HOT?" Poor Kenny... he just nodded, looking like he knew this wasnt gonna get any better. Chelle made him know that was the truth moments later. "Yeah... TOTALLY had my face up that ass once. LOVED it." Oh god. Kenny literally RAN to the other side of the bar then, before his blushing destroyed him.
"WOW. I think that's a record," Maddie said with a snicker, watching poor Kenny run off. "God, one day he's gonna come in with a shotgun if you keep that up."
"I love that fuckin' kid. Seriously. Even though I did almost light him on fire once. Or twice." Chelle said with ALL seriousness. "So... did Token set any boundaries for us this time?"
"Jesus. Keep your fucking extinguishers handy. That's all I'm sayin'." She frowned when she realized that Kenny didn't get her a drink and rounded the bar to fix it herself. "Pretty sure the 'no sex' rule still applies." Notice that she was fixing herself a beer. "But as long as I monitor myself around you, it's okay."
"Damn. So... if I can get Neely to agree to lettin' me do ya BOTH does the no-sex rule still apply? Just askin' is all." Because clearly that's what was important here. CLEARLY.
That... actually had Maddie stumped. "If they're both for it, I think it'd be okay... I never really considered that." She blinked. Hell, she was a have her cake and eat it too kind of girl. Of course she wouldn't think about options.
"GOOOAAAAAAAAAAL!" Chelle yelled, before happily chucking a shot glass at the back of Kenny's head. "So what the hell HAVE you been up to?"
"You REALLY have to stop tormenting the poor guy," Maddie snickered. "Work, mostly. Gunn. My room mate's dating, so I try to torment her some of the time... or give her outfit tips, depending on my mood," she grinned. "How 'bout you?"
"Mostly BEING A ROCK STAR who even has her own groupie now.... yeah... RACHELLE FOR THE WIN." Chelle grinned with a cocky laugh, buffing her knuckles on her shirt.
"Nice!" Maddie replied, actually going for the high five. She took a swig of her beer before sitting down beside Chelle again. "Details. Now."
"Gorgeous little slayer. TOTAL fan of mine. Has a girlfriend who's got it bad for Neely. We each got our own personal groupie. SCOOOOORE!" Chelle laughed, giving that high-five GLADLY.
"Eugh. Look at my face." Maddie pointed at her face, trying to keep her expression stern. "This is the look of ENVY. That's the trouble with being a bi-chick, though. You're ALWAYS gonna want a taste on what's on the other side of the fence."
"GOD, I know, right? I love Neely. LOVE HER. If she ever wanted to? I'd have NO problem going back to her bein' the only bitch I ever nail again. Problem? I still miss the ol' meat-pole sometime." Oh my god... please, Rachelle...
"What? She never plows you with a strap-on?" Oh, Jesus... WHAT have we unleashed here? "I mean, I KNOW it's not exactly the same, but it'll do in a pinch."
"Oh, don't get me wrong, me and Neely own enough rubber dick to choke Godzilla, but ya know what? Say yer hungry for a banana.... does it taste the same as swallowing a plastic one?" Oh god. Dear sweet GOD. The mun? Is MORTIFIED right now.
Maddie clicked her tongue, "Yeah, point taken. Clearly it's not the plastic cock that I have trouble with, though." Well, when these two get into a room! Ahem. "Maybe talking to out S.O.'s wouldn't be a bad thing, huh?"
"Yeah. For real, dude. Just remember. This time? One way or the other... friends for LIFE. We're fuckin' retarded for each other, always will be. But Neely's my 'one'. And I think you're a goddamn IDIOT if you don't feel that way about Token."
"I prefer 'Mandingo' myself," Maddie lilted. "But yeah. I think I'm finally at a point where I'm okay with all of that. I just... can't get over how good he was about everything. He really stuck by me and I think that paid off in the end. I was SO neurotic."
"Was? Bitch please. You're as neurotic now as ever." Ah, feel the love! "And yeah, we both got fucking LUCKY."
"Yeah. But I'm not gonna complain. Are you?" She asked, arching an eyebrow in a surprisingly Neely-like way.
"Not a bit. Although... do me a favor?" Oh no. This? Wasn't gonna end well. "Make sure you tease the hell out of Token by telling him how awesome I look topless. Because these tits are EPIC."
Maddie chuckled and took another swig of her beer. "I'll only do it because I KNOW it'll get him riled up."
"Fuck yeah it will. He was totally checkin' these out." She grabbed her own boobs then, smirking. "Like Kenny over there. He watches my tits like he's waitin' for 'em to do TRICKS."
"Can't really blame him, though. Why the fuck do you think I started calling you 'Jugs'? For your sparkling fucking personality?" Maddie grinned. The evil bitch.
"My personality is BOMB, lady. Deal with it. KENNY! Tell Maddie how awesome my personality is. Or I'll kick you in the nuts. Hard." Kenny just winced and muttered, "You've got a great personality, boss..." and sprinted away. Chelle grinned triumphantly. "See? I'm bad ASS"
"Mmm, And what a STUNNING ass it is," Maddie joked, shaking her head at how much JOY Rachelle seemed to get from tormenting the poor bartender.
"Ahhhhh... got my Maddie back. I feel like my life's back on track now." Chelle said cutely, grinning broadly. "ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORRRRRLD!"
Maddie chuckled and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. No need to shout it from the rooftops. I missed ya too, ya weirdo."