Meredith Delany (band_chicka) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-11-26 17:40:00 |
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Current location: | Avarice |
Current mood: | happy |
Entry tags: | ash kowalski, mere delany, place: la |
Discussing Hot Jailbait Ass
Who: Mere and Ash
Where: Avarice
When: Friday Night, 11/26
Wearing a black dress that left nothing to the imagination, Mere sipped at a drink as she listened to Baily spin some good music in Avarice. She couldn't help it. She LOVED this place. It was like, her home or something at this point. She could live here if Neely wasn't already in the above apartment.
Meanwhile, Ash was pretty much just here because he was supposed to meet Lucy here when she was finished working on something with Brayden for their new band. He really didn't want to be around to even SEE that pig likely hitting on Lucy, so rather than get himself into a situation where he'd likely get killed, he just chose to forget it by going out. Walking into the place in one of his signature jet black suits, blonde hair slicked back like some kind of goth gangster, the pale young man headed to the bar where he was given an iced tea by the bartender.
"And I'm willing to bet that we're waiting on people playing in the same band tonight," Mere said with a smirk, turning her bar stool toward Ash as she took another sip of her drink. She was technically waiting for Brayden, after all.
"Yes, I'd say we a..." He stopped in mid sentence then, as he turned around enough to actually SEE what she was wearing. "Holy SHIT, Meredith... that's... that's a helluva outfit you got there."
She couldn't help but giggle. "Thanks," she said. Hey, it was supposed to have that affect on people. If it didn't, then she wasn't doing something right. "So, what's up?"
"Jesus... right now, ME." He smirked, unable to stop looking at her right now. "That jackass you're dating better seriously realize how lucky he is, and thats ALL I'll say."
"He does, but if he ever goes completely retarded, guess which of MY favorite couples I'm going to call?" she asked with a smirk. Hey, why lie? "So....beyond your 'Mighty Ash,' what's going on?"
"I'm just trying to focus on work, and realizing that somehow, between you, Lucy, Neely, and Buffy... I'm somehow close to the four most ridiculously sexy women I've ever MET." He laughed, as really.. it's not like it was a LIE...
"Aren't you just a lucky bastard then?" she asked. Oh, if Mere had half a chance, she'd maul ALL of those girls. Well, she'd totally done one...but still. "How'd you pull it off, anyway?"
"NO idea." He laughed, shrugging comically. "I mean, I'm a pasty-faced, socially-challenged head-case. I guess it's luck?" He guessed.
"Always figured it was your charming personality," Mere said without a hint of sarcasm. "Plus you're an animal in the sack, but I guess women have to figure that out first, huh?
"Yes, you are. Be proud of it. Not everyone gets to excessively impress me. I'd totally know, you know." At least Mere admitted to getting around like crazy, huh?
"Very true. And thanks. For the ego boost. Oh, and for the record, Neely's GAY and I think part of her wants me." So he smirked there. Deal with it. "Now THAT'S impressive."
"Ash, I've turned at least two women gay," Mere pointed out. "Or at least primarily attracted to women when they weren't before. Been there, done that. It's an awesome feeling, though."
"Very true. As usual, you ARE my role model, girl." He laughed, snickering behind his hand.
She giggled. "I should be the role model of more people. They'd have so much more fun if they were more like me. It would end wars, Ash. Totally."
"There we go! The secret to world peace: emulating Meredith Delany." Ash snickered again, trying to keep a straight face.
He failed at keeping a straight face, which just caused her to laugh, too. "As funny as it is, you know I'm right. People would be too busy having fun to worry about stupid crap like wars."
"Too bad the world can't rely on your sexiness, huh?" God, these two still had ridiculous chemistry, huh?
They really did. "It's too bad," she said with a sigh. "So, what have you been up to lately, other than having lots of sex with your ridiculously good looking girlfriend?"
"Well... Can you keep a secret? SERIOUSLY?" He asked, arching an eyebrow at her.
"I can keep it when it's actually important," she said, her face showing a more serious expression. "What's up?"
"Well... I'm not actually having sex with my girlfriend anymore." He said with a grave expression before suddenly beaming. "Now, I'm TECHNICALLY having sex with my ridiculously hot fiance."
She giggled when he explained what was going on between them. "Well congratulations. Let me guess...waiting to tell the world when she turns eighteen?" Weirdly enough, Mere and Lucy's birthdays were right by one another.
"Pretty much, yeah. While I love the idea of screwing hot jailbait, the REST of the world?" He smirked with a shrug. "Not so keen on it."
"Jailbait is attractive for a reason," Mere said with a smirk. Oh, she had went there, too. She wasn't exempt from it. "Well, you've got like, less than a month to wait now, so I think you'll be fine."
"God Lucy's just sexy as hell..." Ash blurted out with a loud laugh. "Seriously, how did *I* end up with THAT?"
"Pure and utter awesomeness?" Mere asked. "Seriously? No clue. We end up with who we're supposed to be with in the end. That's what's important."
"Very true. Plus, I get to have stupidly hot friends like you, Buffy, and Neely." He cracked up there, "I'm like the pale, wimpy Hugh Hefner."
"You are hardly wimpy," Mere pointed out. "Still, you are very lucky to have hot friends like us. Most guys would pay for gals like us to hang around them, and you get it free and willingly."