Bennett Neely Bale (bennett_bale) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-11-26 16:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | ash kowalski, neely bale, place: la |
Ash and Neely Sitting in a Tree
Who: Ash and Neely
Where: Outdoors
When: Saturday, November 20th
Those who KNEW Ash Kowalski would find this scene hilarious. The Junior Watcher and former dark warlock, dressed in a black suit and tie, his blond hair slicked back... sitting in the Sugar Shack with Neely Bale, eating SUNDAES. Yes. Ash was... having ice cream. And SMILING. "So I hear you and Rachelle managed to make the new bartender at Avarice all grumpy..." Oh dear. He was referrign to Kayla, huh.
"Why, I have no idea what you're talking about," Neely replied with a teasing lilt to her voice. Neely herself was dressed in tight blue jeans and a white peasant top, her short blonde hair curled behind her ears. She spooned some ice cream into her mouth and grinned.
"Right. Because you two totally didn't sex up her cousin. At all." He smirked, not even realizing that, the way he looked right now? Only Neely's gayness was keeping her from being the only girl THERE not drooling over him. "And... not that it doesn't look GREAT, but why the short hair?"
"Nope. Not us. Must be two other hot bitches," Neely replied with a giggle. "And eh. I figured it was time for a change." She shrugged. Bastian didn't seem overly fond of the new look, but mostly becacuse she looked more like her REAL mother now.
"I missed you, by the way." He said, all nonchalant, as if it was no big deal. "Haven't gotten to see you NEARLY enough lately. We need to fix that."
"Sure. Well, you know where we live." Neely giggled. "I totally invited one of Rachelle's friends over. If she wasn't such a timid little thing I'd consider traumatizing her. And I've missed you too. Duh."
"Oh god. You mean... TARA?" He laughed loudly, eyes going wide. Oh NO. "Don't do that... poor thing might have a heart attack and DIE."
"I'm not THAT cruel!" Neely replied with a laugh, before moving her mouth to the side thoughtfully: "...Am I?"
"You can be..." He admitted, trying not to laugh. "I believe I heard Rachelle say something about teasing her relentlessly with hot outfits while she was recovering? Although that visual was kind of mean to ME too..."
Neely blushed(!). "It's always fun working her up, though... Any word on this dream demon guy, by the way? Don't think that I've forgotten about him."
"Me either. I hold him responsible for my... current impotency." Yes, he used that word. Because he knew Neely respected him enough to not make light of his feelings here. She knew how much his powers meant to him. "I've been studying anything I can find on him, and the information we've gathered from the few people, like Mac, who know about this stuff, combined with what Assh..."he stopped himself, remembering who he was with, "Benjamin dug up... I think we're on the verge of getting him. All we need is to find someone who fits the description of the type we can use... as bait."
Despite the fact that he tried to censor himself, Neely caught what he was about to say and ... honestly wasn't bothered by it. Hell, she smirked lightly. She knew there was no love lost between Ash and Ben. As for the other thing? Well... "Bait, huh? I don't envy the girl you chose for that." She ate another mouthful of ice cream thoughtfully. "Wherever he gets lured, I want it to be secure." She looked up to meet his eyes then, showing just how deadly serious she was.
"Have no fear. I know you want a piece of him. And don't worry. If by SOME chance he gets the better of you... I may not have magic anymore, but i *will* be there ready to put a bullet in his face if he hurts you." Oh dear. That look? Yep. The magic may be gone... but the darkness? Present and accounted for.
"He won't get the chance," Neely replied darkly. "Wow. We're plotting murder over the most sexually suggestive food on the planet." To prove her point, she licked the ice cream off of the spoon. "That's fucked up."
"Well, better than me sitting here telling you the things I think of when I see you licking ice cream. Because seriously, no good can come of that." He admitted rather frankly, with a grin.
"None whatsoever," she agreed with a laugh, shaking her head. "It's nice to see you, dude. Seriously. You look... healthy. Or, good even. I don't know why I said healthy. Maybe I don't associate men with looking good or something." Oh God, she was babbling
"Well, hello... GAY..." He smirked, silently cursing the retardedly huge crush he had on her. "Seriously though... how's Blake? Gwen said they're engaged... you ok with it?" Ok, so... he knew Gwen and Neely werent each other's BIGGEST fans...
"Yeah. I guess. It's not like I can do much about it, y'know?" Neely shrugged. "As long as Blake's happy and NOT fucking Gwen on my furniture, I'm as cool as a cucumber." Yeah, right.
"Yeah, I heard about that. Sorry to hear about the car... I loved that thing." He was trying not to laugh now. God help him, he was TRYING. "Have you met MY 'future-daughter'? Talk about amusing..."
"I actually like my new car, so maybe it was for the best..." Neely muttered. "And no, I haven't met her. Bastian seems to adore her, though."
"Courtney's..." He thought of how to word it, before settling for... "Imagine someone who LOOKS like Lucy, but acts like me at my WORST"
"Wow, is it weird that my first thought was 'God, I'd tap that'?" Neely replied. She was quite lovely, as always, wasn't she?
"Well, considering you find Lucy almost as hot as *I* do... I guess I understand that." He admitted, as hell, HE had thought that same thing about KIMBERLY when they met.
She chuckled and shook her head, "Our lives are really weird, huh?"
"They really are." He ran a hand through his hair, then adjusted his tie slightly. "Luckily, we have one another in them though, hm?"
"I guess that's one small thing that I can take comfort in," she replied with an honest smile.
"Same here. Because god knows I can never have enough sexy blondes in my life." He laughed with a blush, before flailing a little. "Do you REALIZE how weak I am for you all??? Lucy. Buffy. YOU. Eve. I have no resistance to blondes. None."
Neely laughed. "If I was in any way inclined, I'd use that against you. But alas," she sighed overdramatically and winked at him.
"I HATE that you know, completely and totally, how fucking SMOKING HOT you are, Neely. Seriously. It's like a deadly weapon in your hands." He snickered, 'tsk'ing to himself.
Neely just laughed. "I know. I'm thinking about ending wars with these." Neely grabbed her boobs and jiggled them. The goof.
"God... I admit, I see that and I tend to forget anything bad going on. Maybe the U.N. should look into hiring those puppies out." Oh my dear sweet lord... was Ash getting a sense of HUMOR???
Neely just cracked up and shook her head. "I'm sure my dear wife might have something to say about that."
"Oh come ON. Like her's arent just as epic? Between you bitches and my Lucy, thats enough perfect breasts to solve all the world's problems." Yup. Definitely. Somehow, Ash had learned to JOKE.
"We should totally market this. We'd be millionares." Neely shook her head and finished the last of her sundae, before setting down her spoon.
"Sorry babe. I think Girls Gone Wild beat you to it already." Then? HE BLUSHED. "Not that... you know... I've seen those. Or anything."
"Uh huh. Suuuuuure," Neely chuckled. "I don't believe that for a second."
"Ok, ok... so I have. Can you blame me? Huh?" He laughed, hiding his face as, yes.. he was blushing BAD.
"I guess not," Neely giggled, shaking her head. She bit her lip thoughtfully but decided to let that question go. "You an' Luce should come for dinner sometime. We'll have takeout after I almost burn down the apartment."
"I suppose there's no chance it'll turn into a hot orgy or anything, hm?" Oh my GOD! When did Ash ever joke like this??? Clearly, Neely's mere PRESENCE was a bad influence on him, hm?
Neely laughed. "If I was any way inclined, I would have asked to have a one off with you already. But alas," she let out a heavy-hearted sigh. She sure did like to tease him, huh?
"Oh, fear not. You've had plenty of one-offs with me, in some very wonderful dreams I've had at night." He smirked and winked back at her.
"Awr," Neely facepalmed and scrunched her face cutely, as if tryring to banish the image of them together from her mind. "THANK you for the imagry."
"Hey. I'll have you know that I have NEVER had any complaints. And you KNOW you totally want me. This whole... gay thing... is just a smokescreen to keep you from ravaging me." Ok, now he was obviously teasing.
She took in a breath and let it out slowly, giving him the best death!glare she could manage. Which was, let's face it, likely the cutest thing EVER. "Uh huh. Well, you did impregnate me in ONE universe that we're aware of. Who knows. Maybe in another one I'm not a part of Ellen DeGeneres fan club.”
Ok, by now? He was cracking up. Which for him? Was STRANGE. "God, I love this. Just sitting here bullshitting with you like two normal people."
"And let's face it, stuff involving us? A WORLD of not normal." She wrinkled her nose and looked at her sundae, "HOW they managed to put MORE sugar in this, I don't know."
"I've seen Lucy down like... six of those. In one afternoon. I shit you not." He said with a sage nod, a look of stern seriousness on his face. "It's strangely impressive."
"Oddly hot," Neely agreed, her eyes bugging out a little. "And if you two weren't totally stupid for each other, I would have tried to molest her ages ago. You know that, right?"
"Well of course. She *is* the sexiest thing I've ever seen... and have you seen her LATELY?" He asked, hilariously flailing now. "She has this... mini-rock-star look going now, with the teased hair, the heavy eyeliner, the OUTFITS.... she's trying to kill me, I swear!"
Neely snickered. "Yeah, by lack of oxygen due to sucking face. I can see the headlines now." Well, weren't they BOTH in goofy moods today?
"Seriously though, I agree with you on the hanging out thing though. I know Lucy and Rachelle don't get to see each other enough... at least not outside of jamming and stuff." He thought about it, honestly wondering WHY the two couples didn't get together more.
Neely suspected that it might have had something to do with Lucy 'cock-blocking' them on Neely's 21st (AKA, Lucy was a bit insecure), but didn't say that aloud. "Then we'll try to get something sorted before Christmas," she promised.
"Sounds great. I really HAVE missed you." And then... because it WAS Ash, and he always had PART of his mind on business... "And remember... we're gonna get that bastard soon. And for what he did to your Rachelle... I swear I'll make sure you get to maim him."
"Thank you." She smiled and leaned across the table to kiss his forehead. Who knew that such a lovely action would follow such a terrible remark?
"I love you, Neels. And I believe fully in vengeance. And you deserve to be the one to end his existence." Oh my lord... Courtney's father, anyone? Anyone???
"Once it's all over, I'll be glad," she assured him with a smile, telling the honest to God TRUTH right there. "And maybe able to sleep."
"With me, I'm assuming?" Oh god, make him stop.
"When pigs fly," she replied, trying to keep her expression stern but failing miserably.