hot_guitarist (hot_guitarist) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-11-03 20:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | ben bale, eve, jack delany, lacey jenkins, mere delany, place: la, ~ally hainley |
Audition Day
Who: Jack, Mere, Ben OT Anyone who wants to audition for Pat's dating show
Where: Avarice
When: Wednesday Morning through Afternoon
Mere rubbed her eyes as Jack all but pulled her inside Avarice. She never thought that she'd see the day that someone would have to drag her into the club, but, seeing as it was nine o'clock in the morning, an hour before auditions started for Pat's show. "Tell me why again we had to start an audition for a show so damn early?"
Jack didn't exactly look all that awake, either. "Mainly because we have to see so many bimbos that we couldn't fit them all in the afternoon," he told her. He led her inside and toward Ben's office. "Hopefully enough people come to this that we can fill out the show with some decent looking women."
"Very simply? Because nobody appreciates and recognizes cheap, easy, trashy women better than the three of us." Yep, that voice was that of Benjamin Bale. Who ELSE would be helping these two with this? Really? "So, what all do we need to discuss here? Because I left a naked, rambunctious wife in bed alone for this."
"I'd be surprised if that's *all* you left in the bed, Ben," Mere said with a smirk. As fucked up as it was, this man was likely to be her father in law one day. Ain't that funny? "And why the hell are we scanning bimbos so early in the morning again?"
"Some people actually move before noon, Mere," Jack said with a smirk. "How many women do you think we need to try and put on this show, anyway?"
"I'd say we start with about 20." Ben said, shrugging with a laugh. "And hope that Pat doesn't get all embarrassed and send them all home the first night."
"God I hope he doesn't do anything that stupid," Mere said, rolling her eyes. "I'm going to smack him if he does that."
"He won't do that," Jack said. "I'm going to be there, making sure that he DOESN'T do anything incredibly stupid like that. Besides, what a waste of ass."
"Be sure to get a couple of redheads. He's drunkenly admitted to having a thing for redheads. That'll break him a little." Oh god, Ben was going for blood here. "And try to maybe grab one or two that at least SLIGHTLY resemble Patience. If that doesnt at least make for SOME drama, nothing will."
Mere snorted. "God DAMN you are evil," she said with a laugh. "Now I'm starting to remember why your whole family is full of awesome."
"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little," Jack said with a minor gag. "Fine. We'll make sure to pack the group with a few redheads. I'll see what I can do about finding someone that resembles Patience."
"You realize if Patrick realizes we're doing this part purposely, he's likely to hate us all forever. Now... I'm a big enough dickhead to be ok with that." Hey, Ben knew what he was, ok? "But are YOU?"
"Which is why we don't mention this outside of this room, dumbass," Mere pointed out. "Good lord, even he's doing the show more for publicity sake than actually to find someone. He has the hots for your cousin, after all."
Jack sighed. "I know that. And, like I said, we'll SEE about finding someone who looks a bit like Patience." Was he going to adhere to that? Maybe...he hadn't decided yet, actually.
"So... are any of them here yet?" Ben asked, more because, ok.. he wanted to ogle trashy bitches. Sue him.
Mere peaked her head out the door. "Well, there's a redhead sitting out there, chatting with David, so maybe she's here for it."
Jack looked out there as well. "God I hope she's here for that," he said, looking the girl over. "She'd look great on camera."