Catherine Baclanova (russian_slayer) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-10-18 22:39:00 |
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Current location: | Chloe's Sugar Shack |
Current mood: | happy |
Entry tags: | catherine baclanova, place: la, sin stone |
Goofy Girls
Who: Catherine and Sin
Where: Chloe's Sugar Shack
When: Oct. 13th, Afternoon
With a few minutes to spare (yes, part of Sin's little re-inventing of herself? She was trying to be punctual. Deal with THAT), Cynthia got to The Sugar Shack for her little post-training sugar-fest with her bestie. Wearing a cute pink ruffled miniskirt and a Back To The Future tee, the clumsy slayer made her way in and called out, "Ohhhh, Catherine The Great... where art thou?"
Looking like something out of the world's worst dressed gay pride parade, Catherine gave Sin a wave from the booth she had commandeered in the shop. "Come over and have some coffee crack!" she shouted playfully to her friend, motioning her over.
"Wow. Sounds like I got some catching up to do there..." Because really, when was CATHERINE ever this loud and hyper? Still, the smaller girl hopped on over, and while the makeup and outfit might make her look more girlish, and more beautiful, that goofy smile? Yep, it was still Sin. "How goes it, oh fearless leader?"
Maybe Catherine was finally developing extra personality to spread around? Well, she HAD plenty before, but more couldn't hurt, right? Either way, she smirked at her friend when she sat down. "Well, there's no more impending apocalypse, thanks to you and Buffy," she said to Sin. "I can't BELIEVE you killed Death."
"That's because I am a stone cold bad ass." Sin posed, looking about as bad-ass as, well... a kitty. "I whooped that bitch's ASS. He was all 'Oh yeah... I'm a horseman, and I'm gonna end the world!' and I was all 'Not on MY watch, dude!' and I went all Van Damme on his ass."
Catherine grinned "Definite stone cold bad ass," she said to Sin with a nod. She was definitely impressed with how Sin had done, and, since she didn't know what REALLY happened, things were good!
"Total beatdown. I was jumping around like a NINJA and stuff. He couldn't get anywhere near me. Finally, I took a sword and just sliced and diced that beeyotch." Uh-huh. Right. Like anyone who KNEW her would belive this?
Catherine was fine with letting her friend go on and on. No matter HOW she really did it, she had finally earned some bragging rights, OK? "Then consider this coffee on me," she said to her friend.
Awww, hell. She could exaggerate to the others, but not to Catherine. "Ok, so I totally tripped and accidentally stabbed him in the chest. Kill's a kill, right?" She asked with a cheesy grin as she held the coffee up in thanks. "We can't all be SuperSlayers like you and Summers..."
Catherine giggled but then shrugged. "Right. Kill's a kill, although that does sound FAR more interesting than you being a ninja," she said. "You're kind of a klutz, and this time it totally came to your advantage, because it let you kill a guy that it was kind of impossible to touch. What works can work."
"It was kind of weird, you know? I mean, I'm Robin to your Batman. You're supposed to be the one with all the glory." Sin admitted, "I know I'm kinda the one nobody takes seriously..."
"I like to think of myself as Wonder Woman, actually, since she wore kick ass boots," Catherine said, "but I get what you mean. You're not a side kick, though. You're like, you're own person. You can always say to people, 'hey, I killed Death with a capital D, so there!'"
"Very true. Next time my mom tries to tell me I can't go somewhere I'll be all, "You cant ground me, I killed DEATH". Hell yes." Yep. Sin was gonna be insufferable now, wasn't she?
Catherine giggled. "OK, that may not be the BEST situation for that, but I think you get my message anyway," she said to her friend.
"Hey, whatever works, right? Dude. I thought Delilah was gonna lose her SHIT when i told her what happened. She thought I was messing with her for about 20 minutes." Sin laughed, comically buffing her knuckles against her shirt.
Cat snorted. "Considering you once nearly impaled her with a sword, I bet that she was incredibly happy." Happy that she could brag about her Slayer? Maybe, but Catherine wasn't going to say THAT.
"Nearly! That's all! She was fine." D'oh. "So, you hear about my latest familial drama? It's like a wacky sitcom or something anymore."
"The latest familial drama?" Catherine asked, tilting her head at Sin. "No, I haven't. Has Drill Sargent Delallo and your mom run away to New Hampshire and gotten married?"
"No, but don't give them any ideas... she and Bethany Bale are moving in with us." Sin grumbled, but forced a smile anyway. "As long as she makes my mom happy, I guess..."
Catherine arched an eyebrow at her. "Really? So...like...you're getting a step sister kinda?" OK, so this was kind of confusing for the girl. "Are you guys starting a Brady Bunch?"
"Shut up, Cat!" Sin laughed, rolling her eyes. "I mean, I guess you can say that? All I know is my mom's totally retarded for Delallo, and so... I gotta kinda be ok with it."
Catherine just laughed. "If they two of them adopt a kid then I'm never going to STOP calling you guys that," she pointed out. It would be too much for her to handle, OK? "At least your mom found love, though. That's good."
"Exactly. Even if it IS love found with the crankiest, toughest, most brutal human being I've ever met." Yet somehow, Sin said it with a tone that made it sound almost... affectionate.
"Yeah well, can't pick who people fall for," Catherine added with a shrug, taking a sip of her coffee. She did catch the tone of affection, though.
"Speaking of all that lovey horse-hooey, how're you and Brandon doin'? I feel like an crapfest of a bestie, barely visitin' you guys and all..." She couldn't help but think things were good though, judging by Catherine's mood...
"Things are VERY good," Catherine said with a smirk. OK, so Catherine was a horny little wench. Get over it. "Oh, and Ben apparently thinks I can sing and wants to sign me to his label. I don't get it, either."
"Wait. WHAT?" Sin cackled, waving a hand in disbelief. "You might be the ONE person I know who sings worse than ME, girlfriend."
"Hey, I said I didn't get it, either," Catherine repeated with a shrug. "He started raving over me and wanted to sign me." She smiled "Tell me what you think:" With that, she started to softly sing a few lyrics:
"I remember when
You told me I'm driving you crazy, crazy
I remember when
You used to call me your baby, baby
And I don't think I am who you want me to be
I'm sorry it took you this long just to see
That I'm rolling and rolling around in my mind."
"....I officially HATE you, Cat." Sin said with a little bit of snark to her voice. "You're hot, you're an awesome slayer.. now you can sing too? I call bullshit, man..."
"I really don't know where it came from," she admitted. "I think a freaked Ben right the hell out. I must have finally absorbed some musical ability from Brandon." Maybe she sucked it out of him. HA!
"You. Are a bitch. Luckily I happen to love you." Sin huffed, rolling her eyes. "GOD I wish I had some kind of talent."
"Being a Slayer and being able to bench press most men is a talent," Catherine pointed out. "Even if you tend to fall over your own feet."
"Hey! I'm not ALWAYS clumsy... as Tierce will attest to..." Oh, so Sin COULD occasionally make sexual jokes! Good for her!
Catherine cracked up. "Then your Slayer grace does come in somewhere, doesn't it?" she asked with a giggle. And now Catherine was making them right back. It's a mad world!
"Seriously, Cat... how did I end up with such a stupidly hot boy? My Puff is just GORGEOUS." Sin said proudly, giving a cutely goofy grin.
"Because...you're a stupidly hot girl?" Catherine countered. She then grinned. "And if you counter me on that I'm going to take you in front of a mirror and point out just how right I am."
"Ok. I will grudgingly admit that I clean up alright. but hot? PLEASE, girl. You're the hot one. Again, another reason I'm the sidekick." She said with a snicker.
"Oh sweet mother of Jesus," Catherine said with a roll of her eyes. "Let's just agree that both of us are hot and move on from our hottness, alright?" she asked playfully.
"Fine, fine. So anyway. Back on the subject of me and my bad-ass-ness! Have I mentioned to you that, oh, I dunno... I WHOOPED DEATH'S ASS?" She said proudly, buffing her knuckles on her shirt.