Bennett Neely Bale (bennett_bale) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-09-23 19:52:00 |
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God, the things that come out of their mouths
Who: Neely and Paige
Where: Avarice
When: Thursday, September 23rd
Neely hadn't been down to Avarice for a while. She'd actually been a good little girl and stayed up in her room for the most part, but tonight she felt the desire to shake things up and thus, made her way downstairs dressed in her traditional jeans and white t-shirt (which was admittedly, more see-through than usual), her long blonde hair (which she'd been considering cutting drastically recently) dreaded from a recent shower. She smirked lopsidedly as she made her way over to the bar to get herself a beer. Heh. Pretty soon she'd be of legal age, but that was the great thing when your family owned the bar, hm?
"Citizen's arrest, bitch! Underaged drinking can't be tolerated!" Oh god. Paige stood there, trying not to crack up as she said it, having never officially met the girl before. Damn. Patience was right. HOT. "So you're Neely, huh?"
The petite blonde almost choked on her beer when Paige yelled. "Christ woman! Mind the beverage!" She gave Paige a once-over. Hey. She was married, she wasn't dead. STFU. "Yupyup. Can't say I've had the pleasure, though. And I really wish I did. Maybe you can be my birthday present?" Ohh dear.
"I *am* the gift that apparently keeps on givin'..." Paige mumbled with a laugh before extending a hand. "Paige Bennett. I come to get blasted and deliver a message. That being, 'bitch, try calling sometime'. Which I think is Patience's way of saying 'I love you and miss you'."
Neely shook her hand with a wide grin, "That sounds about right. I... haven't been out much lately. The Wife's got me doing double-time. How's The Bitch doin', anyway? You keepin' her clean?" Yes, she knew about basically everything that went on between Patience and Paige. It was hot to think about, really.
"Doin' my best. Trying to get my hot little Clubber Lang all ready for her eventual throwdown with Skylar Balboa over there. Because seriously, am I alone in thinking that fight's gonna be hotter than porn? Seriously?" Because clearly this was how you talked to someone you just met, hm?
Neely couldn't help it but laugh then. Sure, Skylar was married to her favorite cousin, but Patience was actually her closest female friend (was it funny that she had NEVER had one of those before? Yep). "No. Hell, we should get ‘em drunk beforehand. See if that leads to The Sex." Why she was talking in capitals was anyone's guess...
"Funny, I was thinkin' the SAME THING. And you know damn well your cousin would be down with that shit." Paige thought then grimaced. "Fuck. I'm like the worst Obi-Wan person EVER."
"Fucking hotter than Ewan McGregor, that's for sure," Neely replied. Of course, she winced soon after that. "Rachelle has turned me into a nerd. There was a time not long ago when I was allll about the pussy, now I'm wearing Princess Leia outfits and possibly over-sharing..."
"Hey, I'm right there with you. Have you seen my girl? Lilly Maymin? Hot-as-balls drummer? She's a D&D dork. No shit." Paige said with utter trauma on her face. "I tried to run a game for her, but I think she got pissed when I made up monster who threw flaming yamakas and lived in a haunted synagogue." She sighed with a shrug. "I might have taken the Jewish jokes a little far there. Hey. It happens."
Neely giggled and shook her head, "The last thing you want to do is LAUGH when one of Rachelle's sports team... things is losing. Bitch hits HARD." Clearly, Neely wasn't much of a sports fan. "Actually, I kinda like that. Nevermind. You want a drink?"
"God your bitch is hot. Seriously." Paige smirked. "And hell yes I want a drink. So... most people would be too tactful to ask this, but me? I don't give a fuck. Rachelle: is she as rough and freaky in bed as I imagine? Because believe me: I *do* imagine."
Neely flagged down CJ and indicated that Paige was her drinking buddy for the night (which, luckily for Paige, meant free booze!), before giving Paige's question serious thought. "I'd say we're perfectly matched there." She actually smirked then, "She actually wanted to see Neely!Time once. Totally didn't last five minutes before she had to maul me. And it may or may not have involved a phallic shaped object..."
"I would imagine! Shit, *I'd* pay good money to see Neely!Time. Damn!" Paige said with a loud cackle, kind of finding this girl to be fairly hysterical. Still, she had to find a way to top or at least equal what the blonde had said. "Oh yeah. Patience totally said me and Lil could sex up her and her apparently legendarily-endowed husband."
"Jesus!" Neely literally spat out a mouthful of beer on the bar then. Lovely. "Okay, okay. You win. Fuck. Take Pat out of the equation and that's one thing I think about in Neely!Time." Sure, she had no desire to fuck Patience, but hey. Bitch was hot. STFU.
"Hey, if it wasn't for the fact that I suspect you'd try to tear my pretty little throat out, I'd ask if I could take YOUR woman for a test drive. Damn. Talk about some epic titties there..." Ohmygod. Paige. Honey. Please shut up.
"God, they're fun to motorboat," Neely replied with a smirk. Paige had basically hit the nail on the head, though. Neely didn't want ANYONE touching her wife. She was still mildly irritated whenever she saw Maddie, and god help her, probably WOULD rip Ethan's throat out if she didn't control herself.
"Pics. I mean it. They must happen." Paige said with utmost seriousness. "Hell, we can exchange. You show me Chelle's goods and I'll show you some awesome pics I took of Lil and her drumsticks. Let that one roll through yer mind."
Neely actually let out an audible whimper then, "If I wasn't so pussy whipped I'd probably agree to that," she admitted. "Rachelle would probably withhold The Sex if I did that. And trust me. The world as I know it would end if that happened."
"Well... god knows SOMEONE'S gotta be tappin' that ass. Ok, no pics then." She actually gave a POUT then. heh. "Ok, seriously? You girls gotta come out drinkin' with me and Lil some night. This shit gotta be better than a night at a comedy club."
"Oh, she's got a mouth on her when she drinks. I mean... more so than usual, obviously. Bitch is LOUD. I got a little handsy with her down here a few months back and she had to announce it to EVERYONE. She even tried to get Kayla to come home with us," she pointed to the blonde that had just walked behind the bar.
"Well, in her defense, Kayla IS pretty fucking hot..." Paige blurted out with a sort of 'well DUH' tone. "Not QUITE as hot as Patience, thank you, but still." Oh my gawd. Paige was actually PROTECTIVE of Patience! How cute!
Neely caught on to that, too. "Oh my god, you've got SUCH a hard on for her," she teased. "No wonder you're all excited about a potential orgy. Oh wait… orgies themselves are pretty excitable. Nevermind."
"Yeah, yeah... so I'm a little retarded for her. Shut up." Paige grumbled, just thankful Lilly was alright with all this. "So get that smug little grin off yer face." She said with a half-teasing tone, trying not to look at her.
Neely laughed but dropped it for now, since she wasn't a TOTAL bitch. "Alright, alright. Hey, have you seen that sky today? Talk about blue." God, what a goober.
"You are SUCH a bitch." Paige laughed, gulping at her drink like it was water. Yeah, she kind of loved being a demon now...
"No. Being a bitch would be telling you all the talented things I can do with my tongue that you, unfortunately, wouldn't have the pleasure of." Neely for the WIN.
"Touche." Paige snickered, kinda seeing why Patience adores the girl so much. "So... yeah. I should probably get going. I wanna have time to sex up Lilly before I inevitably ruin the mood with some kind of holocaust joke."
"You could always try not talking... who am I kidding? No, you can't," Neely teased, playfully smacking Paige on the ass. "Off you go, then. Give her a good roll around for me, eh?"
"You bet your ass I will, Bob Marley." Oh. A jab at the hair, hm? Nice.