Patience Kowalski (eternalpatience) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-06-16 22:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | gwen morrison, patience kowalski, place: la |
Happiness...
Who: Gwen and Patience
Where: Pat's and Patience's' house
When: Monday, June 14th
So. Leeeeet's see here. New girlfriend? Check. Finally over her ex? Check. Finally feeling happy? Double-check.
With Gwen experiencing all this, it was only natural that there was ONE person she'd run to. She loved Wesley, and Pat, and Faith, and Iris... But times like this? You need your Bestie.
Which brought her to the door of Patience McConnell, ringing the doorbell with excitement in her every movement, dressed in cut-off jeans shorts, white Reeboks, and a tummy-baring, long-sleeved Ozzy tee.
Ooooh my. For once? Patience was wearing the grumpy!pants… or short-shorts, as the case may be, as well as one of Pat’s t-shirts, which would have looked comically large on her if it weren't for the very obvious bulge of her stomach.
She scowled at the wall from her place on the couch, as if she had any control in opening the front door there with the power of her mind, before huffing loudly and getting up to answer it. "You better be a strip-o-gram, I'm tellin' ya," she yelled, before opening it to reveal… "Bitch! You don't call! You don't write!" Ah, lovely.
"Love you too, skank." Gwen snickered, just walking in and throwing herself... RIGHT into whar HAD been Patience's seat. "I come over here to share my WONDERFUL news with you, and I get treated like some second class citizen. Nice, PK, real fuckin' nice."
Oh my. Was... Was Gwen acting like her old self again? Entirely? FINALLY?
"Oi! Up! Or I will sit my pregnant ass ON you," Patience replied, scowling cutely as she slammed the front door and walked over to the other girl. She was sharp, though… she picked up on Gwen's mood WITHOUT having been told, thank you very much.
"And what's this good news? You finally castrated Ben's little Benny?"
"First? I can't believe I'm actually NOT encouraging your sexy self to sit on me..."
She scooted over a little, patting the spot next to her.
"It's over, babe. I'm... I'm over her. Fully. Totally."
Well now, there was a shocker. It was just as well the couch was right there, huh? Patience flopped down beside Gwen, a completely stunned expression on her face.
"Okay… What the fuck have *I* missed. Start from the beginning. Now."
To say Patience was thrilled? Was an understatement of epic fucking proportions, thank you very much.
"Well? Ok. First? God created the heavens and the earth. Then he put this dude Adam here and was all 'oh hey, this mu'fucker needs some pussy', so he yanked one of the dude's ribs out and made him some mad poontang named Eve."
Gwen? As a bible-school teacher? ANYONE?
"Or its possible you meant the beginning of this situation. Right. Remember. Blondie McFuture that you found out was your daughter? Kinda met one of her travel buddies. And... Holy FUCK, PK. It was like the motherfuckin HEAVENS opened when our eyes met. I've only been out with her a few times but... We both just KNOW. This is IT, babe. I've never BEEN so happy."
"Smart ass," Patience replied to the first part, giving Gwen a good punch in the shoulder. Hey, bitch was a Slayer. She could take it.
"Dude, are you serious?" The pregnant woman practically SQUEALED. No… wait. She totally DID squeal. There was some bouncing too, which just… makes everyone go to a happy place. She gave Gwen a big ole’ bear-hug, toppling them both over in her enthusiasm. "Okay. Details, woman. Who is she?"
"Name's Blake Martin-Bale. And yes, before you say a WORD, she IS the daughter of the same woman who broke one of my teeth coupla weeks ago. She's just amazing, PK. I.. I just think of her and I swoon. She's gorgeous, geeky, sarcastic as we are... She's my dream girl. She... helped me get closure."
Then? The BOMBSHELL.
"We even went to The Wedding. And I made my peace with Ben and Skylar."
"…" Really, Patience had something to say there. Was it possible that Gwen actually rendered her SPEECHLESS? No, of course not. Don't be stupid.
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Tell me someone videotaped that!"
Okay, no more grumpy!pants. Patience was genuinely happy for her friend. Over the moon ecstatic for her, in fact. She'd seen heartbroken!Gwen, drunk-off-her-ass!Gwen, even Crap-on-a-carpet!Gwen… this Gwen? Happy-in-love!Gwen? She honestly didn't think she'd see EVER again. How about that. "Okay, I TOTALLY have to meet her."
…And potentially put the fear of GOD in her, but shh. Gwen didn't need to know that part.
"Of course you do!" Gwen practically squeaked. "She wants to be monogamous. And god help me... for her? I wanna DO it."
Did GWEN just say that? Seriously???
"Patience... God help me... I'm in LOVE. And I made my peace with Skylar. And I mighta called them Uncle Ben and Aunt Skylar."
"Monoga-whu?" Okay, this was a lot to take in one sitting. Patience was the first to admit that.
"Christ, the one time I could use a drink!" The pregnant woman growled cutely, but gave Gwen a good cuddle just the same. Hey, what were BFF's for if not to be supportive, right?
"I just… WOW, this is a lot to take in, babe. I can't believe it, this is just… a complete 180. Who are you and what did you do with Gwen? Seriously. Do you have a twin that I'm not aware of?" She snorted a laugh then, just completely FLABBERGASTED. But in a GOOD way.
"PK? Wait till ya meet her. She's... pretty much JUST like us. Seriously. And she's SO beautiful. It's like... I look at her and I'm breathless."
Yeah. These words, from the girl who USUALLY said things like "bitch is hot as balls".
"I know this is retardedly fast, but I can't help it. Love is love."
For a woman who came back from the dead still retardedly in love with the same man? Patience understood that statement all too well.
The redhead (yeah, she was gonna stick with that colour for a little longer, thanks for asking) smirked and brushed a few strands of hair behind Gwen's ear, "Preachin' to the choir, baby…"
"Think we can hang out together sometime? Like, the four of us? Besides Wesley, you and Pat are the closest thing to family I have."
Ok, and the, because this was still Gwen...
"Ok, family that I've greatly enjoy having nasty-ass sex with, but family nonetheless."
"You might not want to mention that last part to Blake," Patience replied with a chuckle. Hey, if the girl wanted to be monogamous, she was likely DAMN overprotective of what she had.
The redhead nodded, though, "Sure. It'll have to be before this kid pops out." Ah, a candidate for mother of the year, clearly.
"Yeah, I know. No more 'getting the band together' for us, unfortunately."
Whoa. Gwen was actually willingly giving up being physical with Patience?
"GOD I am so fucking RETARDED for this girl, PK! It's sick! She's in my EVERY THOUGHT!"
Patience pouted cutely at the first part, but… she of all people knew that Gwen deserved that one person who loved her and could be with her and ONLY her.
"I think the dictionary defines that as 'Love', dude," Patience snorted. Really, Gwen's enthusiasm was just too cute for words. And what kind of friend would she be if she didn't tease her mercilessly about it, huh?
"Shut it, McConnell!" Gwen snorted with a loud laugh. "Here's where it gets good. You know who's kid she is?" Oh come ON. Even Gwen had to find the humor here.
"You already said, bitch. Neely's… and I'm assuming Rachelle's and… ooooooh, right. I know something you don't know," she teased with a sing-song lilt to her voice. "Guess who the baby daddy is?"
"So I'm fuckin' happy, ok hooker? DAMN. I forget shit!" Oh man, this was classic Gwen. She really WAS back, whether that was good or bad. "I just figured she went and got the turkey-baster treatment! Whaddaya you know woman???" Also, there was the chance that Gwen's mun took so long between posts that she forgot what she'd already written, but shhh.
Patience laughed, LOUDLY, "I miiiight have met her sister and wouldn't you know it, I'm an AUNT." Oh, this? Was FUNNY shit. "Ohmygod, you're SUCH a pedo," she teased, poking her tongue out at the blonde.
"Waitaminute... an AUNT? What did I m..." She cut herself off there, remembering who Neely had recently gotten close to. "OHHHHHHHHSHIT you gotta be fuckin' KIDDING me!!! Dude! How the fuck did Ash become such a stone-cold PIMP? I think he's officially tapped more hot blonde ass that *I* have."
Ahhh, if Patience hadn't gotten so close to Neely, she likely would have found the entire situation odd, as it was, however, she just cackled, LOUDLY, kicking her legs up in the air. "I don't know! It's fucking brilliant, though!"
"Does HE know yet???" Gwen asked, now laughing as hard as Patience was. "Lucy's gonna have a shit-fit!"
"Oh GOD, I don’t think he DOES," Patience replied, laughing HYSTERICALLY at this point. "Could you imagine HER having a shit-fit? That would have to be the cutest thing EVER."
"Seriously!!!" Gwen cackled now, wiping a tear from her eye. "Because tappin' that hot underaged ass wasn't ENOUGH he had to go and find a way to nail a hot LESBIAN! Suddenly your bro's kinda my hero, dude!"
"I know, right?!" Patience leaned forward, trying desperately to gain SOME control here. "God, I feel like a bitch for finding this all SO funny. But really. I'm happy for you, babe. You deserve this more than any other person I know," she said, before giving Gwen a sweet kiss on the cheek. D'aw.
"YOU find this funny? Your teenage daughter is a virgin CHEERLEADER who doesn't cuss or drink!!! Now... THAT is HILARIOUS! Seriously PK... That's like Marilyn Manson having a son who becomes a priest." God this was fun... it was as though Gwen had somehow, someway, made it through the storm, and was herself again. Not even herself from pre-breakup, but herself from pre-SKYLAR.
Patience laughed and rolled her eyes, "Come ON. She's got at least a LITTLE bit of me in her. It's like she's trying to punish me by being the complete opposite and to be that kind of vindictive? Means she can't be sweet and innocent forever." Ah, that was twisted logic right there, wasn't it? "Let me dream?"
"Just be glad I'm off the market. Or I'D be hitting on her. And the poor thing would probably be in therapy." Then? Gwen actually had a deep thought. Yep. Stop the motherfuckin' presses. "Hey... Did you guys ever check to see what the sex of the baby is? I mean... With how screwy the timestream got... That MIGHT not be Abbi yer pushin' out soon."
The redhead just laughed at that. Really, it was Gwen. She would have been surprised if the girl showed RESTRAINT if she'd been single. Thank God for small favours, huh? As for the other thing… well… "We're having a boy. Already decided a name and everything, she grinned smugly, "and no, 'Gwen' was never mentioned."
"Wonderful. Pat's havin' a boy." Gwen smirked, trying not to laugh. "Good luck giving birth to a tripod, babe."
"I know, right? It's your job to make sure it's the umbilical cord they're cutting!" Patience replied with a giggle. Honestly? This was the happiest she'd felt in a WHILE, what with the troubles with the pregnancy and all… buuuut, let's not worry Gwen anymore than she needs to be worried, alright?
Gwen just gave a ridiculously cute sigh, and leaned against the other girl, laying her head on Patience's shoulder. "I love ya, PK... You're seriously the best friend I could ask for."
"I love you too, baby," Patience replied as she wrapped an arm around the blonde, kissing her forehead sweetly. "I'm SO glad you're happy again."