Buffy Summers (buffy_da_slayer) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-04-26 12:52:00 |
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Current location: | Cemetery |
Current mood: | pissed off |
Entry tags: | buffy summers, place: la, zee 'war' |
The Apocalypse Is Still Coming People
Who: Buffy and Zee (War!)
Where: Outside – creepy cemetery
When: Saturday, April 24th
Zee liked to play, she liked to destroy things and bring out the destructive impulse in others, and being Up Top? Well, it gave her no greater high. People were so easy to manipulate! And annihilation was niiiice. She was currently in one of Los Angeles' many cemeteries, sitting on top of a crypt as she watched a gang of vampires (about a dozen) fighting each other for her amusement (although they thought it was to be her Right Hand, shh). She whooped and slapped her thigh gleefully, "Come on! You can do better than that!" Zee was currently clad in black denim a baby-doll t-shirt and a leather jacket, her short blonde hair spiked up and her eyes done up with copious amounts of black eyeliner. She looked like a female Billy Idol, basically. Heh.
Buffy was doing her regular patrol when she stumbled across the cemetery with the dozen vampires trying to take each other out for some reason or another. Sure, she could have just stood by and let them kill most of each other off and then thrown herself into the fray, but what would the fun in that be? So, instead, she ran in and jumped right in the middle, whirling around and attacking one vampire after another as they came to her. She apparently was getting something from Ash's training sessions, because she was doing pretty damn good for herself.
Zee jumped up then and let out an impressed whistle before hopping around, "You go girly!" She had a hunch that the blonde was a Slayer, given the way she moved, but did it really matter? It was still a good show!
Buffy wasn't paying attention to the chick who was doing the shouting. Really, she'd deal with her later. Normal people didn't just sit by and watch as a group of vampires tried to attack each other, so Buffy knew that something or another was up. However, she was sort of busy right now. She had taken care of a few of the vampires, but there were still plenty to go right now.
Okay, now it was just taking too damn long. Zee leapt down to the ground, bike helmet in one hand and smacked one of the vampires upside the head with it, twisting his head at a horrifyingly odd angle. She laughed manically before tossing one vampire into another, using sheer brute force to knock them down. The staking she left for Buffy, since she didn't bring a sharp pointy stick for herself. Heh.
Buffy just kept at it until there was nothing but a cloud of dust around her, and her and this chick who looked like she had just walked out of a punk concert. "So...what exactly are you doing here watching a group of vampires fight?" she asked.
"Enjoying myself!" Zee laughed, before skipping around Buffy. Yes, she might have just been a littttle unhinged, thank you very much. "What are you doing fighting a group of vampires, hm? Slayer, Slayer, Slayer, hmmm?" Okay, very unhinged.
"Well since you mentioned it, it's the textbook definition of what a slayer does: fight vampires," Buffy pointed out. Yeah, something was definitely up here.
Zee whooped again before inspecting her helmet. Hmm, nice dash of blood there. Yum. "Do you want to know what I do then, hm? I bet you're just dying to know." Zee giggled, before hopping up on one of the many gravestones, leaning over to Buffy's eye level with a grin on her face.
"Well I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know." Obviously this chick was a nut, but Buffy wanted to know what was going on. "Besides, not just anyone is whipping out Slayer knowledge like that."
"I'm flattered," Zee replied, leaning back to flutter her eyelashes dramatically. "Hear the news lately? Water turn to blood, frogs falling from the sky?" She was building up to something here, obviously.
"Unless you're about to break out another biblical like plague, you're still striking out with me," Buffy told her. She didn't know what could have that kind of power.
"Aww, yer no fun!" Zee pouted, hoping from one gravestone to the next. "The apocalypse, baby! I'm one of the four horseman! I don't like to gloat… Okay, maybe I do." She grinned. Spending an eternity chained up in Hell would make anyone off their rocker. Here was proof of that.
Buffy blinked. She remembered hearing something about it...someone running around calling themselves Famine and quoting bible verses, she was pretty sure. "OK...so if you're a horseman, which one are you?" She was pretty sure 'punk' wasn't a horseman.
"Hee! That's the fun part!" Zee tossed her helmet at Buffy, trying to distract her, before lunging at her, using her weight to bring them both down to the ground. "'m War, baby!"
Instead of catching the helmet, Buffy actually dodged it, so War really only caught her by one side, allowing Buffy to shake her off, although she was still a bit dazed from the strength behind the lunge.
"Haha! Damn, they must train you good!" Zee all but squealed with joy, before throwing a Haymaker at the Slayers face. She wasn't in it to kill Buffy, she just wanted to hurt her. Where was the fun if you killed straight away, after all?
Buffy hadn't been anticipating the haymaker, so it caught her square in the jaw. It didn't knock her down though. Instead she lashed out a front kick hitting the other woman square in the abdomen.
That knocked the wind out of Zee and she staggered back a few paces. She actually laughed at the pain, though, before putting her dukes up and hopping around. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee..." Yes, she'd been catching up on her references. She threw a few quick jabs, driving Buffy back, before doing a butterfly kick.
Buffy couldn't help but feel a tiny bit relieved when she saw the women get the wind knocked out of her. That was something good, yeah? She managed to dodge the jabs, but got caught by the kick.
Zee threw up her arms and did a victory dance (perhaps a liiittle prematurely), just enjoying herself here. It had been a long time since she'd been in a half-way decent fight, after all. She picked up her helmet and hopped out of the Slayer's reach, jumping up onto the again crypt again. "Yer fun!"
Perhaps Zee was a little rusty on her Slayer knowledge, because Buffy was able to jump up right after her, punching Zee square in her own jaw this time. "Little early for celebration, don't you think?"
"Pssh! Not when I know I'm better!" Zee laughed, before cracking her jaw. Okay. That hurt. She dumped the helmet down beside her and slid out of that leather jacket, before kissing the air and giving Buffy a 'come hither' gesture.
Well this girl sure was freaky, that was for sure. Buffy wasn't sure if she bought this 'horseman' nonsense or not, but gal was tough for sure. "Certainly wouldn't go as far as to say you were better at anything other than dressing a decade too late," Buffy said coming a little closer while keeping her guard up.
"D'aw, that hurts my feelings," Zee pouted. Of course, it didn't last for very long and she was soon grinning again. "Come on." She wiggled her finger. "Come closer. I've got somethin' to tell ya. It's kind of a seeeeecret."
"We're alone here. You can telle from over ther." How stupid did this chick think that Buffy was. Really?
Zee scowled. She didn't like it when things didn't turn out the way she wanted. She leaned forward, though, with her hands on her hips and fluttered her eyelashes. "Those poor little vamps you dusted? They're just the beginning. When I'm done? Everything will buuuuurn." She squealed with laughter. "And if I have my way, all you're gonna be able to do is watch. Or I'll have your head on a pike. It really depends how much I like you." All of that? She said in the sweetest voice you could possibly imagine. Like a small child begging for ice cream.
Obviously this gal was used to dealing with people who were either really stupid or naive. Or both, even. Buffy could tell that she was a little pissed that Buffy wasn't playing along like she thought she should. "You have no idea how much I've heard that before," Buffy said, swinging a punch in the other girl's face. "And stop monologuing! It's boring and everyone does it! Be original!"
Zee took the punch and staggered back a few paces, coming precariously close to the edge of the crypt. "Hey! I get to say my evil plan!" She threw a punch and a kick, driving the Slayer back. "I haven't been out much! It's a cruuuuel punishment." She leapt into Buffy then, wrapping her arms around her shoulders and her legs around her waist, before headbutting and then kissing her, of all things. Fiercely. "Don't deprive me of my little pleasures!"
Buffy managed to dodge the punch and kick, but obviously couldn't dodge the headbutt because the girl had jumped on her first to do it. "Get off!" she screamed, doing something similar that she had seen on a wrestling show that she had watching once, knocking Zee off and then dropping to the ground with an elbow, slamming it in Zee's chest.
The wind knocked out of her, Zee rolled to one side and snapped a kick at Buffy's kneecap, before leaping up to her feet again, a world of pissed. She knew the anger wouldn't do her any good right now, though. And she'd much rather keep the Slayer around, since she preferred to see her fight the army she planned to amass. "You can call me 'Zee', by the way, Pretty!"
Buffy went flying to the ground when Zee got her kneecap. OK, totally hadn't been expecting that. "Great, I'll know what to put on your urn," Buffy snapped, pushing herself back to her feet. Oh no way was she going down in some nasty cemetery because some punk wannabe got a few lucky shots.
Zee laughed manically. "You don't really know when you quit, do you, girly? Do you wanna go 'balls or nothin'', or do you wanna go home and play another day?" Because honestly? She'd been holding back. Although a part of her suspected that Buffy did the same. Oh, how fun!
"I'm not one for giving up easily." Buffy was a little unsteady on the leg that had been kicked out from under her, though. She just didn't relish in the idea of letting this chick leave to go and start more crap, but, if she wanted to live, she might not have a choice.
"Nooo. Like I said. Yer fun." She rolled her neck and grinned, before shaking out her arms and legs, loosening the muscles. "I could go all night, baby girl. As fast as you heal, I promise you I'll break that leg before the night is out." And do other things, but that went without saying.
She knew that the knee would heal fine by the end of the night, but she doubted that the woman would go easy on her until then. "Fine," she said through gritted teeth, but you can tell that she was nowhere near happy about it. She was ready to tear this woman's head off, though.
Hee! That look made Zee feel all kinds of warm and tingly. "Good girl. Next time we go for balls, mmm?" She picked up her helmet and jacket, before waggling her fingers at Buffy and leaping off the crypt. "Toodle oo."