Skylar James Bale (socialiterocker) wrote in btvsal, @ 2010-03-29 19:29:00 |
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Current location: | Saints & Sinners |
Current mood: | amused |
Entry tags: | ben bale, place: la, skylar james-bale |
Playing The Usual Games
Who: Ben and Skylar
Where: Saints and Sinners
When: Sunday, March 28, Night
To say that Ben and Skylar had a bit of an unorthodox relationship was to put it mildly. For a woman who had been, well, mostly a lesbian all of her life and for a man to have seemed to want to set the world record for number of people slept with, for them to come together as one cohesive couple was strange enough. For the random things that they did to pass the time? Just showed how interesting they really were. Right now Skylar was pointing to the different dancers in the club and asking the always infamous question, "So, did you sleep with her?" This time, she was pointing to Sarah of all people, who was up on the same. Skylar was just generally curious. Besides, NOTHING was sacred between these two.
"Thankfully? No." He said, obviously a reaction to the fact that she was currently semi-dating his terrifying uncle, David Cromwell. "Can't say I didn't try, but seems like my future Aunt Sarah actually has some morals." Oh, was Ben smirking when he said Aunt Sarah. Clearly, he found her attraction to David extremely amusing. Straightening out his Sepultura "Beneath The Remains" tee, he looked around, at the other girls working that evening. "So... thankfully, I have at least SOME kind of story about most of the other girls... pick another."
She laughed when he explained why he hadn't slept with Sarah. "Someone who works in a strip club with morals. Who knew?" Maybe Ben's lack of morals was starting to rub off on Skylar. Who could tell? "How about that one?" she asked, pointing toward Amethyst/Ally.
"As a certain blonde drummer likes to say, ninja please." Ben laughed when she asked that as, face it... they both knew the answer well and good. "I like to think there are less of us around here who HAVEN'T slept with Ally. She'd be a lot better if she wasn't so damned self-centered..."
"I haven't slept with her," Skylar pointed out. "Then again, don't know if she swings that way. Should we ask?"
"You know? I can't say I'd say no to that." He laughed, giving his typically leering gaze toward Eve. "Although... THAT one I'd pay good MONEY to see you with." What a romantic couple they were, huh? The sexually depraved werewolf and his equally morally corrupt Slayer fiance.
She looked Eve up and down for a moment. "Now that's one I know you've been with," she said. "How could you pass a thing like that up?" She stared at Eve for a moment. "I wouldn't be adverse to it."
"Other than obviously you..." he whistled under his breath, "she was the BEST I have EVER been with. I mean, she gives like... hot, rough, messy porn-star sex." Ah, what a classy gentleman Ben was, hm? "Forget money. I would give my family FORTUNE to see you two together."
"Even better than Meredith? From what I hear, THAT is impressive," Skylar said to him. "And as long as she leaves mine and the baby's soul alone, you wouldn't have to pay nearly that much money."
"Let's not mince words: Mere's quite impressive. Especially in her more... demonic days. But this is ME. I've slept with women from and ON four continents, baby. That's some heavy competition." Oh god... hearing this, was it any WONDER that in the future, Brayden turned out like he did? Seriously?
"Well, as long as I'm the best, I'm not too worried about it," she said to him, leaning forward for a kiss.
Sweetly enough (for Ben, anyway) he did consider her the best he'd ever had. Admittedly, a lot of it had to do with the emotional attachment he had to her along with the physical attraction. Still! Anyway, he returned the kiss, giving a naughty little wink as he nipped her bottom lip at the end of it. "Now... believe it or not?" He pointed to Deanna, working (as usual) her little 'giggly schoolgirl' routine. "That goofball is pretty impressive as well."
"She hangs out with Meredith. I'd be amazed if the two of them hadn't taught each other a few things," Skylar said bluntly to him, knowing that she was just fueling even more fantasies as well.
"According to Mere? You're pretty on the mark there. It's interesting to think how much better the girl must be now than she was when I had her..." Funny enough, Deanna wasn't even a fling as much as a one-night-stand soon after she'd graduated from Sunnydale High. Ah... Ben and his love of teenaged girls. "Ok... let's crank this game up a notch." Hey... she'd started this one... now it was his turn to see if she TRULY had any shame. "Who have you NOT been with that you find yourself sometimes thinking about?"
"You mean besides the fact that I'm probably the only person who hasn't slept with Meredith?" Damn Skylar if she wasn't curious about it, after the raving from, well, everyone. "Chloe, actually. She had a crush on me for the longest time. So, what about you?"
"I'll see your Chloe and raise you one more Van Warren girl. God, both of them are gorgeous." And then? That sly grin again. "And word on the street has it that Chloe has no gag reflex. God DAMN."
"Yeah, well, we all knew that, in the band," Skylar pointed out. "Almost all of us have seen her deep throat a candy cane." She thought about his choice for a minute. "I'd probably go there if it weren't for Ash, and...whatever the hell is going on with Meredith and them as well." Skylar was NOT blind, and had a good sense of smell to boot.
"Yeah. Meredith's sort of becoming the patron saint of bad behavior there. She's kind of my hero." He snorted and laughed out loud. "Promise me if Chloe and Nica EVER break up, like, even for a WEEKEND, you're bringing her home with you."
"And here I thought you were the patron saint of bad behavior," she said to him playfully. "Or are you just the god and she's the prophet? Anyways, I will definitely make sure to whisk her to our lovely home if such a tragic thing happens."
"And in return, I will be sure to sweep in and grab up Deanna if she and our new bartender ever have a tragic falling out." Aw. What a sweetheart. See? Ben wasn't a douche at ALL.
She smiled. "Thanks," she said to him. She definitely wished that she could have sampled Deanna back in the day, as well. "You know, some people might consider us terrible people for plotting like this."
"Well, clearly, those would be very intelligent people." He said simply. He had no illusions about himself, after all. "I'm so proud to have you as the mother of my child..." He said with pure adoration and not even a hint of irony.
"Glad to hear that," Skylar said playfully, leaning against him in the booth they were sitting in. "I wouldn't want you to *not* be proud of me or anything."
"Proud?" He gawked, realizing he'd never shared one certain piece of info with her. "If this tells you anything? When we became official? I turned over my legendary Little Black Book to Neely. Although..." he laughed, rubbing his chin. "Now that SHE'S taken.. maybe I can get it back for US to use TOGETHER..."
"Wow, really?" Skylar asked for a laugh. "Maybe we should ask for that book back, then. I'm sure that the two of us could have lots of fun with it."
"Consider it DONE. Or I'll at least xerox it. As it is, Neely and I have already bemoaned the fact that neither of us are QUITE horrible enough to wife-swap. Because we each acknowledge both of our women are amazingly hot." Looks like even Ben and Neely had certain places they wouldn't go.
The idea that Neely and Ben wouldn't wife swap because there were even some lines that they wouldn't cross just made Skylar laugh even more. Truly, these two were a good pair together.