"I don't mean to sound dramatic, Lex, I swear. I just... I want you to be happy, you know? I know about crushes. Seriously. Between us? I've swooned over Irene since the first time I met her. I was actually kinda peeved when she said she was with a girl lately, cos all I could think was, 'aaaand you never made a move at me when *I* was single?'... so I get crushes."