"I.. uh... maybe a rootbeer? I love that stuff. I just don't drink it TOO much or it makes me burp, like, uncontrollably."
This was probably the fourth time tonight she wanted to totally facepalm. Could this girl say NOTHING that came out even vaguely sweet or date-like? Apparently not.
"...aaaaand this is probably the single WORST date you've ever been on."