"We reporters are known to catch the details, what can I say?" Yeah, maybe if I was typical I'd be gettin' sick all over this guys shoes but right now I had to make my exit.
"Which also means she probably fought back and he was probably bleeding." Decided that now was the time to shut the fuck up and try to be more reportery for a few minutes and then go looking in the woods behind the gas station for any more clues.
"Anything else you'd like to comment on Agent?" Pulled my trusty fake tape recorder out of my pocket and pressed play. Even though it was useless.