It was amusing in a not very amusing way how Mr. Special Agent Dickhead Smith continued to kid himself that there wasn't nothin' supernatural going on with what was clearly were attacks. Also, he had no clue that I really wasn't a reporter. You'd think that someone that was all high and mighty with a stick up his ass the size of a VW bus would have a little more credit. Still I knew how to play the part.
"Care to elaborate at all Agent on this new mutilation?" He wasn't sayin' anything so I continued to follow him with my tape recorder that didn't even have any batteries in it.