Was she mocking him? Jasper was pretty sure that she was mocking him.
Also, where the hell were they going?
"Dude, too soon," he warned, scowling at the Michael Jackson joke. Yes, Jasper was still distraught over his death. He'd been the King of Pop, man! A legend! He also may or may not have been one of Jasper's idols, along with James Hetfield and Ozzy Osbourne.
He didn't really have anywhere to go other than back to his house, and that was looking less attractive by the minute, so Jasper let Lexi drag him wherever she wanted. Maybe he wanted the company, he didn't know. And if he ended up not liking the company, he could always leave, so, problem solved.
"If I tell you what happened, you have to promise not to tell anyone," he waved a hand, turning his statement into a grand, still drunken gesture. "It's top secret."