Uncle Whiskers (spiny) wrote in brightstar, @ 2019-03-01 12:07:00 |
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Entry tags: | !memo, x-character: jesse wyrzykowski |
Monthly HR memo
Office memorandum
Human Resources
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March 1 | 8:10 am TO: All Reserve Staff FROM: Human Resources SUBJECT: March of the penguins |
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Happy March, everyone. Our March potluck will be on Monday the 25th and due to popular request, the theme is "not sandwiches". Signup sheet is in the break room as usual. People with March birthdays please let HR know what flavor cake you want and any allergies or dietary restrictions. Reminder: Mardi Gras is a work day so unless you've already requested it, you're still expected to come in. If you call in sick you will be subject to suspicion and judgment. Tardiness is excusable so long as you bring some paczki to the HR office. I'm pleased to announce the arrival of our newest employee: Felix Weissman, Deputy Head of Herbology. Felix is coming to us from across the pond but has lived and worked all over the world, so I'm sure he has some good stories. There should also be some new interns around the place, so treat them gently. I'm happy to say that Heather is settled in to her new home and the baby's doing well. Pictures forthcoming. I also have reports that our favorite squatter has moved camp. Keep an eye out for him and make sure he's not near the centaurs this time. Jesse Wyrzykowski, HR | |
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