PARTICIPANTS: Thorne Proudfoot and Fitz Proudfoot WHEN: Sunday Afternoon, March 3, 2019
According to dad I'm making "poor life decisions" again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. 🤔
I got a similar talk from Miko just last month. 😕
I will point out that I haven't been late once in the last three weeks. #winning
I'll put a ⭐ on that secret chart then. #justkidding
If there's a secret chart, I want in. We'll rig it and split the winnings with you 50/50
That said I don't know that there is one. We may need to investigate.
Way to raise my hopes up.
Hey. Question. You going to karaoke on Friday at the Crimson Kestrel?
Sorry. And...
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Dad apparently doesn't trust me to go out on my own, especially since one of my new potions doesn't mix well with alcohol.
Ah. Well, I can tag along with you? Not exactly sure where I stand in Dad's book on being appropriate supervision though. Oh, and we're not holding hands.
Why the fuck would we hold hand?
Fuck if I know. You never know what wacky rules the adults will try and imply upon us.
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I mean, if I'm not supposed to drink, I'm not supposed to drink. As long I don't have to go see that new healer in medical who looks at me like I'm a shiny new specimen he can't wait to dissect.
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I promise not to hover. Which new healer is that then? And do I need to glare them down?
Didn't get his name. I wasn't there to chit chat. I needed to see Macmillan and while she was wrapping up with one of the new interns who got himself a little burnt around the edges by the dragons.
Also, I don't need my big brother fighting my battles. I can can still hex the hell out of people if the situation calls for it.
What are they doing letting interns near dragons to start with?
Yeah, I know. But big brother's prerogative y'know.
Fuck if I know. Take that up with the dragon keepers.
Pretty sure their response would be along the lines of 'Fuck off, mate. What would a gift shop attendant know?'.
At the risk of sounding like Miko, you have some pretty fancy degrees to back up your questions.