Thorne Proudfoot (thorny) wrote in brightstar, @ 2019-08-31 01:03:00 |
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THORNY |
171 likes THORNY Time to put your deerstalker caps on, folks. I am looking for a vampire who was going around twenty-three years ago or so calling himself Orion. Douchey name aside, he knocked up a witch and through literal magic came two bouncy baby boys. Or so I'm told. Fast forward and it turns out I and @crosstobear are in need of his stem cells. If you know where our deadbeat vampire sperm donor is, slide into my DMs. #showyourfangs #befangtastic #vamplife #beingsarenotbeasts #vampireseekingvampire #wedontsuck #cancersucks 30 minutes ago |