"If you tell anyone that, they won't believe you." Thanking his lucky stars that she was likely just high rather than drunk and wouldn't be inclined to vomit and choke on it. "And I am refraining from making a remark on your eating comment if only because you won't appreciate it."
He pulled out his phone and texted Ford. WTF? Catapillar? The friend with the small dog is high as fuck.