"OK. I know my legs are pretty amazing, but I'm lacking some pretty significant equipment to be an Amazon." Even Thorne knew that it wasn't advised to tell the woman what could possibly be wrong with her. That was considered rude and while he would argue that he was generally rude, he didn't tend to kick people when they were down unless they deserved it.
"And for the record, I had no idea that a dog would get ahold of it and open it for the world to witness." It was supposed to be opened in private for Ford to blush at and then to text angrily. "And that doesn't even rate in my long line of indiscretions."