harmony kendall (badassunicorns) wrote in brightlightcomm, @ 2010-05-26 12:14:00 |
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Entry tags: | faith lehane, harmony kendall |
fedex'd to the scooby manor
[It's a DVD with a video recorded on a webcam on it. When it turns on, Harmony is in the shot. She stares at the camera for a moment before she realizes that it's recording and starts speaking.]
HARMONY: Okay, so, Buffy. As you know, I've also been abducted to Las Vegas and I have set up my base of operations at the Zenner building. I don't have any minions yet but I'm working on it, so don't just brush me off because those other vampires are here too. I am very obviously a threat, alright? I am. In fact, I have your friend -
[Harmony moves the camera to pan back to Faith, who is tied up in an armchair. Faith nods her head in recognition of the camera, sounding something between embarrassed and annoyed when she speaks.]
FAITH: Hey, B.
HARMONY: And if you ever want to see her alive ever again you need to do exactly what I say. Number one. Don't send any more of your little hench..women after me anymore. You have to promise not to kill me. Obviously it's all moot anyway because I can totally take them out singlehandedly.
FAITH: I tripped.
HARMONY: Shut up. Okay? So promise that. Number two: make sure that those other vampires don't kill me either. I mean, I'm totally all for them doing evil and stuff and I'm not going to help you kill them or anything because I totally already have my own plan of action that I need to get started on and I hope they kill you but they're scary. Number three... I actually don't have a number three but those first two are important, okay? Also, when you send your response, make Spike bring it. Okay?
FAITH: Just dust her, for the love of God. Or at the very least, kill me. It'd be a mercy killing.
HARMONY: SHUT UP.
[recording ends]