Ben nearly laughed at the fact that James had completely missed the point. "I more meant the fact that she has breasts and a distinct lack of a cock," Ben said, grinning unashamedly. "I just didn't want to make a bad first impression." He grinned cheekily. Hopefully James wouldn't punch him.
"And I promise nothing will get to the press," he continued, eyes flashing with amusement. "There are far too many things I like to do with my balls to lose them over something as trivial as my name in the paper."