"Well it's not like I meant to tell him," Louis sighed. "I'm such a terrible liar that I apparently can't even handle a simple omission without stumbling all over myself. It's just... it's dead embarrassing, that's all. And I certainly didn't mean to tell him that I was a - I mean that I'd never - well. Just kind of blurted that out and then he had to go and spill to you - not that I don't appreciate your advice, Cal, but I think I'll be okay without anyone else being privy to my sex life, or lack thereof."