"Says who? I'm pretty sure the people at Playwizard disagree with you," he said laughing. "I'm sure they'd pay me a fortune to share the details of my sex life with them. I could retire at twenty-one and never have to do anything ever again."
Jamie shrugged. "Or because you use incomplete sentences with no logical order, but that could be just me." He grinned. "Aunt Hermione has a book about everything, so I'm sure she'll be happy to help, if you can manage to get it without telling her about the marriage and it seems unlikely given your track record. Now, why don't you go back to work, so I can do my own and you pretend that you're still fighting with Callum and there is no marriage? You might make it until you tell Uncle Bill, and let me know how that goes. I want to know just how hard he's going to laugh at you."