"Prude," he said, laughing. "You can share all about your sex life and Callum's. I have no problem discussing any of that." Of course, his own sex life was rather boring since they couldn't wait long enough to get creative. He was happy being naked and in contact with Sirius.
"Or you can learn to speak in long sentences," he answered, smiling, which turned into laughter as Charlie went on. "The man is going to have a fit if he finds out if you told a son of your youngest sibling first. I'm sure there are all sorts of rules about this, which I happily skipped, by sending an owl to everyone at the same time. However, I will play nice without you obliviating me. I tend to get twitchy when people point a wand at me."
He nodded. "Don't worry about it. It'll stay secret, but make sure to do this quickly. I don't think you can last that long."