"How am I supposed to know how you did it?" Percy queried. "I didn't even know you were in love with someone. And all you told me is that you asked him to marry you and you weren't dating. It seems like a pretty reasonable conclusion to draw that you did it just out of nowhere."
Percy laughed. "That's true but it doesn't mean we're going to get it. At least look on the bright side, you have your own dragon reserve now."
"So, go punch him in the face and then have make-up sex," Percy was sure that would make Charlie laugh... or throw up. He wasn't sure which.