"You and your massive family." Sirius chuckled. "I think they save the punching for those of us nonfamily members." He rolled his eyes, he still kept his distance from Ron at the family gatherings whether it was necessary or not.
Sirius laughed. "Sex was so far from anything Remus actually ever thought about, that if he'd ever asked I would have had to put him out of his misery." He smirked. "I wouldn't have been a very good friend if I couldn't help him out after all." Though Sirius knew for all the teasing he did and had done in the past, he and Remus were only ever friends. "Regulus wouldn't kill me, he loves me. He might maim me though - and I'm far too good looking for that."
"I just don't want you to get hurt in all of this." He told him, stroking a hand against James' face. "She will be different from the woman you knew as your mother, for all the similarities there will be things about her that aren't the same." He reminded his husband.