I hate to say this Lily, but I'm going to have to smack your husband the next time I see him. Probably more than once. It's unfortunate really, but he always brings these things upon himself - I'd really hoped you'd be a good influence on him and train him out of this sort of behavior, but I can't blame you for his inability to be cured.
Bit difficult to ogle your wife by owl, Prongs. I'll just show up unannounced one day if I really want to catch a glimpse of her.
I look forward to these changes, whatever they may be. See you two on Thursday.