I do hate to point out the differences in our ages because it leaves a sad little clanging pain in my heart that reminds me of what was and is no longer. Oh, for the days when were were all about the same age, only you were still older....but only by mere months instead of years! What sadness comes upon me when I think of it...Oh! It is almost too much to bear! However, it is quite enjoyable to describe you as an old man.
Also...stop trying to ogle my wife. Tsk tsk, man. I should harm you physically if it wouldn't end up with me in more pain than you. Unfortunate, I presume.
Oh, there will certainly be some major cosmetic changes...for we are not liars in the slightest...and I think you will realize that the moment you get here!